Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Accounting. 

​Original and humorous with some fun bean counting illustrations too.

auditor enjoys curried bananas - there's no accounting for taste
circus accountant walks a tightrope balancing books
divorcing accountants - no chance of a reconciliation

don't covet your neighbor's assets
if there was a tax on brains you'd get a rebate
mountaineer accountant - appreciates the summit

​popular accountant - show your depreciation
sad bookkeeper - it's accrual world
​smashes calculator - number-crunching

too many accountants cook the books
useless bookkeeper - dead loss
​vampire financier - account Dracula

​​Velcro shoes have no loopholes

Bean counter - accountant

Sum Like It Hot - Marilyn Monroe adds to the fun
The Accountant - Ben Affleck

Creddit - Reddit for accountants
Debtflix - console yourself with a movie
FaceBooks - keep your social affairs in order

Numbify - music while you stare at spreadsheets
​OnlyAssets - check out hunky accountants
Pinterest - earn interest on your pictures

YouTax - advice videos

Surprisingly, there are not a whole lot of songs about accounting.  Clearly the music industry has missed a trick with all that stuff about love and gangstas.

Money - Pink Floyd

A handy list of words for punning about accounting. 

​account, accounting, accrual, assets, audit, balance, bookkeeper, books, calculator, count, credit, debit, depreciation, excel, gains, loophole, loss, losses, number-crunching, profit, reconcile, sum, tax

Hopefully I gave a good account of myself, it wasn't too taxing and we managed to balance the time with humor.

​See you next audit!