My Pun Collection

From time to time I draw something, or have a silly idea. Sometimes I try to create a Pun page around them.

If the Pun page becomes good enough it appears in the AZ links below.

Define 'good enough'. A minimum of twelve humorous puns is ideal, although not essential. Plus some other funny related commentary.

These are not AI generated or copy/pasted from elsewhere. You may have heard some before because great minds think alike. And tellers of dad jokes never differ.

Neither are they the 400 Best Puns. No one can create 400 Best Puns. 400 bits of AI sludge - sure.

The point is to avoid tedium and wasting your time, or mine. Humour in bite-sized chunks on a variety of subjects.

By a human.

Funny Cat Burglar pun design shows a cat thief making off with a large cat.

Cat Burglar Gifts >>

Alphabetical List of Pun Pages

Accounting Puns - they all add up

Animal Puns - fun with furry friends

Archery Puns - puns on target

Axolotl Puns - amphibious throwback

Banking Puns - what rhymes with banker?

Basket Weaving Puns - woven with style

Bean Puns - beans, legumes

Bee Puns - get a buzz with these puns

Berry Puns - tasty and good for you

Bike Puns - peddling puns

Bird Puns - our feathered friends

Boxing Puns - the noble art

Bread Puns - yeast said soonest mended

Brexit Puns - will it ever happen?

Bug Puns - it's a bug's life

Campanology Puns - the bells, the bells
Cash Puns - got any change?
Cat Puns - feline fun

Caving Puns - get stuck in
Cheese Puns - and dairy puns
Chess Puns - pawn again

Chicken Puns - a poultry offering
Circus Puns - visit the Big Top!
Clay Pigeon Puns - aiming for the target

Climate Change Puns - net zero interest
Climbing Puns - scale the heights
Coffee Puns - get caffeinated

Crap Puns - they're quite good really
Croquet Puns - get hammered
Curling Puns - fun on the ice

Dart Puns - hitting the bullseye

Dog Puns - feeling ruff?

Dragon Boat Racing Puns - all pull together

Driving Puns - wheely good

Duck Puns - quack

Eagle Puns - let's fly

Egg Puns - eggs, bunnies, Easter

EV Puns - no charge

Piano tuner pun - piano playing tuna fish

Piano Tuna Gifts >>

Falconry Puns - unleash the puns
Fart Puns - step on the gas
Fat Puns - sensitive puns - not

Fencing Puns - duel away
Fish Puns - dive in
Flu Puns - reach for the tissues

Flying Puns - hang on
Frog Puns - croak jokes
Funny Ten Commandments - the ultimate listicle

Funny Xmas A to Z - fun A to Z of Xmas things

Glassblowing Puns - blow into this please sir

Gold Puns - it glitters!

Golf Puns - for the nineteenth hole

Guitar Puns - it won't strum itself

Hair Puns - hirsute you sir

Hedgehog Puns - prickly puns

Holiday Puns - get away from it all

Horse Puns - horsing around

Ironing Puns - will have you in creases

Jigsaw Puzzle Puns - so figure it out

Jousting - have a knight out

Karting Puns - short and fast

Labour Puns - political puns that are left of centre
Law Puns - legally speaking
Lawn Bowls Puns - let's play

Lawn Mowing Puns - get it cut
Lizard Puns - can a leopard gecko change it's spots?

Magic Puns - watch carefully

Mammoth Puns - sale now on

Math Puns - sum good ones, and twos

Metal Detecting Puns - beep

Money Puns - can't take it with you

Morris Dancing Puns - dancing with bells on

Mudlarking Puns - lets get dirty

Mushroom Puns - have some fun, guy

Narrowboat Puns - cruise up the canal
New Year Resolutions - every year the same

Oboe Puns - blow it

Give Peas A Chance! - Pea Pun Gifts >>

Pea Puns - peas man
Petanque Puns - fun to play, hard to pun around
Phone Puns - reverse the charges

Pickleball Puns - drop in for some punning
Pig Puns - no boars here
Poker Puns - raise some card puns

Police Puns - nothing to see here
Pottery Puns - throw something
Prison Puns - when you have some time on your hands

Putin Puns - fun in the Kremlin

Rain Puns - for when it's pouring down
Realtor Puns - make me an offer
Religious Puns - the church of pun

Rowing Puns - oarsome puns
Royal Puns - for not so loyal subjects

Saxophone Puns - blow this
School Puns - you might learn something
Shark Puns - we're going to need a bigger page

Sheep Puns - our woolly friend
Shoe Puns - step on it
Snail Puns - get covered in slime

Snake Puns - slither on in
Snooker Puns - pot some puns
Space Puns - the universe is big

Spider Puns - eight legs good
Springtime - season of renewal
Stamp Collecting Puns - this page has it licked

Stickman Jokes - stick figure humor
Stone Age Man - puns and ancient history!
Sun Puns - phew

Swimming Puns - jump in at the deep end