A page of animal puns including natural world humor, illustrations and anything with some fun in the subject.

For ease of creation an animal is regarded as a furry thing that has four legs.  It does not swim like a fish or fly like a bird.

You can stroke it, unless it is the biting sort.

Not all animals are featured as that would be a very long page.  Plus some animals have their own page on this site.

​Here are the puns.

are you a man or a mouse - squeak up
​​crazy Arctic bears - bipolar
donkey with a sore throat - a little hoarse

female predator - cougar
misleading cows with fake moos
​monkey who tells bad jokes - a punkey

​monkeys will sing if you gibbon the chance
Star Trek alligator - spockodile
​unfair competitor - cheetah

having a giraffe - having a laugh
​leopard can't change it's spots - something can't change what it is
wolf in sheep's clothing - scary behind a cloak of respectability

Doge - the famous Shiba Inu
​​Lassie - the dog that finally came home
​Shep - John Noakes dog from Blue Peter

Boomtown Rats - made Bob Geldof famous
Dr. Doolittle - talked to the animals
​John Cougar Mellencamp - musician, painter, actor

​The Animals - House of the Rising Sun band

Animal Farm - George Orwell
​Zoolander - fashion animals

I'm A Gnu - Flanders and Swann
A Horse With No Name - America
House of the Rising Sun - Animals

Rat Race - The Specials
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane

With thousands of different animals this page has a long way to go.

It is partly explained by laziness but also there are many other animal related pages on this site.

Here are a few...

​Cat Puns

Dog Puns

Horse Puns

Pig Puns

Sheep Puns