Funny Archery Puns!
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Archery.
This ancient method of hunting and warfare was a vital part of our ancestors' lives. Targets would have been used as a step towards to the real purpose of bow and arrow.
The bow being arguably the best long range weapon before the invention of gunpowder.
Successful archers would eat well and survive. Nowadays bows are mostly used against competition targets rather than wild boar or the French.
Here are the puns.
This ancient method of hunting and warfare was a vital part of our ancestors' lives. Targets would have been used as a step towards to the real purpose of bow and arrow.
The bow being arguably the best long range weapon before the invention of gunpowder.
Successful archers would eat well and survive. Nowadays bows are mostly used against competition targets rather than wild boar or the French.
Here are the puns.
Puns
angry archers use a crossbow
designing arrow-proof castle - architect
dress for dinner - wear a bow tie
exercise for archers - arrowbics
flat-footed archer - ooh me arches
hairless archer - Archibald
it's a great sport - don't nock it
messed up shot, still hit the target - just plucky I guess
rival - arch-enemy
second hand bow - no strings attached
shaky archer was all of a quiver
shot in the face - bowtox
stole crossbow, made a bolt for it
top English schools - Eton, Rugby and 'arrow
ungainly archer - bow-legged
designing arrow-proof castle - architect
dress for dinner - wear a bow tie
exercise for archers - arrowbics
flat-footed archer - ooh me arches
hairless archer - Archibald
it's a great sport - don't nock it
messed up shot, still hit the target - just plucky I guess
rival - arch-enemy
second hand bow - no strings attached
shaky archer was all of a quiver
shot in the face - bowtox
stole crossbow, made a bolt for it
top English schools - Eton, Rugby and 'arrow
ungainly archer - bow-legged
Archery Gifts
Expressions
Bury me where my arrow falls - Robin Hood
Message For You Sir - clip from Holy Grail
Slings and arrows - Shakespeare, Hamlet
Message For You Sir - clip from Holy Grail
Slings and arrows - Shakespeare, Hamlet
Famous Archers
Jeffrey Archer - novelist, politician and ex-prisoner
The Archers - long running radio show
Usain Bolt - fast archer
David Bowie - musician
Bow Brummell - English dandy and socialite
Cupid - Ancient Greek marksman
Fletcher - Ronnie Barker character in Porridge
Hawkeye - Marvel superhero
King Harold - 1066 Battle of Hastings
Legolas - Elf in LOTR
Red Arrows - British aeronautic display team
Robin Hood - and his Merry Men
Sagittarius - The Archer
William Tell - shot an apple off his son's head
The Archers - long running radio show
Usain Bolt - fast archer
David Bowie - musician
Bow Brummell - English dandy and socialite
Cupid - Ancient Greek marksman
Fletcher - Ronnie Barker character in Porridge
Hawkeye - Marvel superhero
King Harold - 1066 Battle of Hastings
Legolas - Elf in LOTR
Red Arrows - British aeronautic display team
Robin Hood - and his Merry Men
Sagittarius - The Archer
William Tell - shot an apple off his son's head
Sagittarius Gifts >>
Film and Media
An Flying Arrow - Ming Dynasty 2016
The Golden Shot - Bob Monkhouse, a crossbow and "Bernie, the bolt"
Holy Grail - Monty Python Middle Ages fun
Hunger Games - Katniss and her bow
The Adventures of Robin Hood, 1950's with Richard Greene
The Golden Shot - Bob Monkhouse, a crossbow and "Bernie, the bolt"
Holy Grail - Monty Python Middle Ages fun
Hunger Games - Katniss and her bow
The Adventures of Robin Hood, 1950's with Richard Greene
Natural World
Arrowhead snake - could be venomous
Archer fish - spits water at insects
Bowmouth guitarfish - shark ray with a crazy name
Fletchling - Pokemon robin
Archer fish - spits water at insects
Bowmouth guitarfish - shark ray with a crazy name
Fletchling - Pokemon robin
Social Archery
eBow - used archery equipment
FaceBow - social updates
Nockflix - archery movies
OnlyArchers - archery glamor pics
Shotify - archery songs
YewTube - the mighty English bow
FaceBow - social updates
Nockflix - archery movies
OnlyArchers - archery glamor pics
Shotify - archery songs
YewTube - the mighty English bow
I Love Archery Gifts >>
Song
Bowhemian Rhapsody - Queen
Follow Your Arrow - Kacey Musgraves
Nock Three Times - Tony Orlando
Poison Arrow - ABC
The Archer - Taylor Swift
Underneath the Archers - Flanagan and Allen
Follow Your Arrow - Kacey Musgraves
Nock Three Times - Tony Orlando
Poison Arrow - ABC
The Archer - Taylor Swift
Underneath the Archers - Flanagan and Allen
Words for Archery Punning
Archery was not the easiest subject to find a good set of punning words.
archer, archery, arrow, bow, fletch, flight, nock, quiver, target
archer, archery, arrow, bow, fletch, flight, nock, quiver, target
End of the Flight
That is all the archery pun stuff for now.
Hopefully some of the arrows hit their intended targets.
Any that missed should have landed safely away from windows or small mammals.
Time to take a bow. And arrow.
Hopefully some of the arrows hit their intended targets.
Any that missed should have landed safely away from windows or small mammals.
Time to take a bow. And arrow.
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