Axolotl Puns to Like a Lotl
Welcome to a collection of axolotl-related puns, humor, and illustrations.
This fine aquatic creature deserves its own axceptional pun page.
Eggs have one. Cats have one. But the poor axolotl has been sadly neglected.
It is time to strike a gentle blow for recognition and see what words, if any, rhyme with axolotl.
Here is a valiant attempt to create some humorous puns and wordplay. Is it any good? Axolutely.
Puns about Axolotls
Large one - maxolotl
Win one in the weekly Axolottery
I like my axie a lotl
Owning an axolotl is a gill-ty pleasure
You can keep ducks but they quacksolotl
Government charge for owning these animals - taxolotl
Fast one goes full throttle
Axolotl tests - axams
Musical instrument - saxolotl
Over-eater - snaxolotl
Take it easy - relaxolotl
Sick axolotls can suffer from reptile dysfunction
Some get earwaxolotl
Brave axie has a lot of bottle
Axolotl actress can be a bit of a salamandiva
Lumberjacks use their axolotl (for chopping down trees)
Chivalrous axolotl knight - Sir Lance-a-lotl
Sir Lance A Lotl! Funny Axolotl Gifts >>
Entertainment
The Axolotl Factor - they sing and dance
Mad Maxolotl - guns and cars as axolotls get their revenge
Famous Axolotls
Dr Doolotl - talked to the axolotls
Pixie Lottle - singer
Axolotl Rose - Guns 'n Roses
Hector Salamanca - Breaking Bad
Ruby Waxolotl - actress
Internet Axolotl
Googalotl - search for fax
Instalotl - axolotl selfies
LinkedAlotl - jobs for lotties
Notlflix - movies for the weekend
OnlyLotls - glamor lotls
Pintalotl - pics of other people's axolotls
Spotlfy - music for your axies
Waxypedia - all about axolotls
Funny Axolotl Axolitl Pun Gifts >>
Poetry for Axolotls
Bottle - storing liquids mostly
Cottle - a mold for pewterers
Glottal - to do with vocal sounds
Mottle - describing a pattern
Pottle - old measurement for half a gallon
Throttle - go full-throttle
Wattle - earth and sticks mixture for building, or a plant
Axolotl Poem
Here is an ill-advised attempt at an Axolotl poem.
I love my little Axolotl
Keep him in a four pint bottle
In old words that's called a pottle
of water, obviously
His pattern is a lovely mottle
He rushes around at full throttle
I call to him and he says "Wattle?"
and swims up close, to see
Hello Axolotl, says I
Hello Human, says he
The End
Axolotl Gifts >>
Songs about Axolotls
The Axolotl Song - a real song!
Salamanda Palaganda - T Rex
And some made up ones.
Hey Teacher, Leave Those Axolotls Alone
How Much is that Axolotl in the Window
Nothing Compares to Axolotl
Who Let the Axolotls Out
Star Sign
That would be cool and well-deserved.
People could be born under the sign of the Axolotl. They would be Axolotians and have certain traits such as swimming and not being particularly clever.
It is easy enough to group a few night stars together and claim they look like something. There must be enough room to squeeze in a 13th sign of the zodiac.
Words for Making Axolotl Puns
Here are some suggestions for Axolotl pun words.
"ax" words like fax, relax, sax, tax, wax
"acks" words like snacks, quacks
"acts" words like facts
"aques" words like plaques, that might be the only one.
Add "alotl" to most of them and you are pretty much done.
Here are some other words...
Aquatic, Gills, Neoteny, Regenerate, Salamander, Smile, Swim, Tank, Water
I Love Axolotls! Gifts >>
Coming Up For Air
It was hard work trying to pick up references that link to the axolotl.
I blame myself a bit although it is entirely their fault. If they had a simpler name then life as an amateur axolotl pun merchant would be easier.
On the plus side they don't really need a lot of added punning to generate a smile. You only have to look at them.
And love them.
Thanksalotl.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: August 28, 2025.