Banking Puns to Bank Some Fun
A page of banking puns with associated humor about banks, bankers and their money games.
Banking is an activity that has come under fire ever since it was created.
That's because money is important, influential and a temptation to those who pursue it.
But is it fair that banks receive so much criticism?
Yes, it is.
Banking is an activity that has come under fire ever since it was created.
That's because money is important, influential and a temptation to those who pursue it.
But is it fair that banks receive so much criticism?
Yes, it is.
Whatever your views on banks, and some people may love them, this page is about humor rather than point-scoring.
Let's try to find some funny and forget all about that last bank statement.
Let's try to find some funny and forget all about that last bank statement.
Puns
Bank congratulated me, said my debt was outstanding
Bankers who are not entirely honest - banksters
Check didn't just bounce, it went into orbit
Depressed banker needs sum a loan time
Dodgy money requires a safe space
Letter to bank manager signed "forever in your debt"
Meal for fat cats - banquet
Run on the bank, cash me if you can
Sacked bank teller because he lost interest
That's OK, it's not money's vault
The bank likes me, said I was a credit to them
Took my dog to the bank, he made a small deposit
Vampire at my bank - account Dracula
Why the manager writes on people - he signs all the Czechs
Bankers who are not entirely honest - banksters
Check didn't just bounce, it went into orbit
Depressed banker needs sum a loan time
Dodgy money requires a safe space
Letter to bank manager signed "forever in your debt"
Meal for fat cats - banquet
Run on the bank, cash me if you can
Sacked bank teller because he lost interest
That's OK, it's not money's vault
The bank likes me, said I was a credit to them
Took my dog to the bank, he made a small deposit
Vampire at my bank - account Dracula
Why the manager writes on people - he signs all the Czechs
Piggy Bank Gifts
Expressions
Beg, borrow or steal - do whatever works
Debanking - closing customer accounts to punish their politics
Money doesn't grow on trees - be careful with your money
Neither a borrower nor a lender be - Shakespeare
Debanking - closing customer accounts to punish their politics
Money doesn't grow on trees - be careful with your money
Neither a borrower nor a lender be - Shakespeare
Films
It's A Wonderful Life - a Xmas run on the bank
The Accountant - action accounting with Ben Affleck
The Borrowers - small people try to keep their house, ain't that the truth
The Accountant - action accounting with Ben Affleck
The Borrowers - small people try to keep their house, ain't that the truth
Famous Bankers
Banksy - artist
Gordon Banks - footballer
Jodrell Bank - observatory and Cockney rhyming slang
Johnny Cash - singer
The Loan Ranger - he would have brought the bankers to justice
Gordon Banks - footballer
Jodrell Bank - observatory and Cockney rhyming slang
Johnny Cash - singer
The Loan Ranger - he would have brought the bankers to justice
Penny Wise Pound Foolish Gifts
Rhymes With Bank
There is an obvious word that rhymes with bank, bankers and banking.
It is an appropriate and well-deserved word summing up the feelings of many of us since the 2008 financial crisis.
However, this site tries to be mostly family-friendly. So despite the temptation, that word will remain unsaid.
Shout it at them the next time you pass a Bank on the High street, if there are any banks still open of course.
Or mutter it every time they appear in the media telling us how to expect more austerity or buy bigger loans.
It is an appropriate and well-deserved word summing up the feelings of many of us since the 2008 financial crisis.
However, this site tries to be mostly family-friendly. So despite the temptation, that word will remain unsaid.
Shout it at them the next time you pass a Bank on the High street, if there are any banks still open of course.
Or mutter it every time they appear in the media telling us how to expect more austerity or buy bigger loans.
Social Bankers
Beggit - Reddit for bank customers
eBank - buy secondhand goods until the mortgage is paid off
FaceBill - complain about bills to friends and family
Instagrant - influencers tell you which bank to use
OnlyBankers - a place for disgraced bankers to earn a little extra
Pinterest - earn interest on your pics - not really
Teller - swipe through pics of bank tellers
WikiSavedia - small print interest rate information in millions of pages
YouBroke - try making some funny videos
eBank - buy secondhand goods until the mortgage is paid off
FaceBill - complain about bills to friends and family
Instagrant - influencers tell you which bank to use
OnlyBankers - a place for disgraced bankers to earn a little extra
Pinterest - earn interest on your pics - not really
Teller - swipe through pics of bank tellers
WikiSavedia - small print interest rate information in millions of pages
YouBroke - try making some funny videos
Songs
The Loan Ranger - Quantum Jump
The Man Who Broke The Bank at Monte Carlo - Charles Coborn
Your Cash Ain't Nuthin' But Trash - Steve Miller Band
The Man Who Broke The Bank at Monte Carlo - Charles Coborn
Your Cash Ain't Nuthin' But Trash - Steve Miller Band
Word for Banking Puns
A few handy words for making bank puns.
account, bank, banker, banking, borrow, borrower, branch, cash, cashier, check, credit, debit, debt, deposit, interest, lend, lender, loan, money, mortgage, overdraft, overdrawn, safe, save, standing order, teller, vault
account, bank, banker, banking, borrow, borrower, branch, cash, cashier, check, credit, debit, debt, deposit, interest, lend, lender, loan, money, mortgage, overdraft, overdrawn, safe, save, standing order, teller, vault
Page Crisis
After a loss of goodwill, dodgy representation and an eagerness to make vast amounts of immoral money - this page is now shutting.
Visitors have withdrawn what little remains of their interest and have voted with their feet.
Not that they are really allowed a vote in these matters of course.
Visitors have withdrawn what little remains of their interest and have voted with their feet.
Not that they are really allowed a vote in these matters of course.