This page contains more beans than you can shake a stick at.  But don't shake sticks at beans!  Not unless they are runner beans which climb up sticks.

​Why don't we call them climbing beans?  Dunno.

Let's not get hung up on half-baked details.  Jump in and start swimming in a tomato sauce pool of bean flavored puns.

bean aftermath - methane
bean bag - sixties chair 
beanie hat - instant cool

beansprouts - wonder food
coffee bean retired - gave up the daily grind
fashion bean - Cocoa Chanel bean

fat bean - broad bean
historical bean - Jacobean
jogging with a runner bean

prehistoric bean - beanderthal
religious bean fasted during Lentil
stoned beans - baked

visited a bean friend - nice pod, man

bean counter - accountant
bean feast - a party with food and drink
bean pole - describing someone tall and thin

beaning - when you tip a can of beans over someone
cool beans - when something is cool
doesn't amount to a hill of beans - doesn't add up to much

full of beans - full of energy, enthusiasm
​hasn't got a bean - got no money
has been - once was something, now those days are gone

​not worth a bean - not worth anything
​spill the beans - dish the dirt, tell the truth

Beanie Feldstein - actress
Henry Heinz - launched Heinz Baked Beans in 1901
Kardashibean - family of bean shaped women

Melissa Bean - politician
Mr. Bean - British comedy export, you're welcome
O'Bean-Wan Kenobi - Irish Jedi Master

Osama Bean Laden - ​radical bean
​​Sean Bean - some actor
Shoshana Bean - singer

Beanbie - bean leaves its tin, hilarity ensues with important messages
Beanstalk Bunny - a Looney Tunes cartoon with Bugs Bunny (1955)
Blazing Saddles - the bit with the beans obviously

​Citizen Bean - media bean magnet
Harry Potter and His Special Bean - Harry gives up magic to play with his bean
Lord of the Beans - Frodo tucks in

​Obbeanheimer - explosive results
Seven Beans for Seven Brothers - remake, during scriptwriters strike
SuperBean - is it a bird, is it a plane?  No it's a bean.

beanBay - for second hand beans
BeanBook - social media for legumes
​Beander - meet like-minded beans

BeanTok - short videos about your favorite beans
Beddit - swapping links
​​Bitter (now X) - tweets about other beans

FaceBean - share with friendly beans
InstaBean - beautiful bean pics
LinkedBeans - professional networking for legumes

​OnlyBeans - for adult beans
​PidPod - selfies of beans
WikiBeania - all you need to know about beans

YouBeans - videos on everything bean-related

"Cloud Gate" is a giant artwork by Anish Kapoor in Chicago.

The locals call it the Chicago Bean which makes it the perfect sculpture for the Windy City.

Jillie Bean - Michael Jackson
Let It Bean - Beatles
Mr. Bean Theme - Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)

​Since You've Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
​The Bean Beanie - David Bowie
Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Beans

Here is a list of bean types.  Who knew there were so many?

Baked bean - tomato covered student food
​Broad (or fava) bean - Hannibal Lecter's favorite
Butter bean - not real butter, revolting in my opinion

Carob bean - no idea
Castor bean - castor oil
Cocoa bean - mmm, chocolate

Coffee bean - fresh ground coffee, aroma therapy
Chili bean - same as kidney beans but you put them in chili
​French bean - long, thin and tasty just like the French

​Haricot bean - most baked beans are made from these
Jelly beans - a popular sugary sweet
Jumping beans - not entirely edible, difficult to eat while jumping

​Kidney bean - the purple ones that you put in chili
Pinto bean - speckled kidney bean
Refried bean - yuk

Runner bean - they don't really run!
Soya bean - dunno

​That's enough beans!

Handy words for making up your own bean puns.

​beans, legume, pod, runner, string plus all the bean types previously mentioned.

Hope you enjoyed this bean extravaganza.  Leave the windows open on the way out.