Fruity Berry Puns Jam-Packed With Flavor

The berry is a well-behaved superfood.  Small, nutritious and doesn't run around contributing towards greenhouse gases and upsetting vegans.

It is also berry good for punning.

This page is jam-packed with berry treats.  A fruitful experience with some tasty puns and anything else humorous to celebrate Nature's gift to us.

​Let's do some berry punning.
A fun design shows three berries in a berry family looking at the viewer

Berries!

Puns about Berries

best berry was the top seed
​bonkers berry - fruit loop
​boxing berry got beaten to a pulp

cheeky berry - that's enough of your pip

exotic self-expression - berry dancing
favorite headgear - beret

fighting berries beating around the bush
finally the berry plans came to fruition

grandmother berry - granberry

honking berry - gooseberry
line of berries stuck in a queue - traffic jam

precious element - beryllium

​rundown berry - bit seedy
sick berry was eventually buried
the last strawberry that broke the camel's back

the puns are finished - rejuice, rejuice!
​two berries getting fruity
​​what to wear - Burberry

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Types of Berry

Here is a comprehensive list of berries to get in the zone.

Blackberry - now called a Berry of Color
Blueberry - guess what color it is?
Cranberry - bitter tasting anti-oxidant

Elderberry - senior berry
Gooseberry - someone who tags along with a couple of lovers.  Or a hairy berry
Loganberry - talks on YouTube and makes millions

Raspberry - rude noise people make
Strawberry - nothing to do with straw.  Red, tasty, Wimbledon

Berries That Aren't Berries

Botanically speaking, there are other berries that we don't think of as berries. 

These fruits are technically berries.


Avocado
Cucumber
Blackcurrant
Kiwi Fruit
Pumpkin

And to make it more confusing, the blackberry isn't a proper berry.

Cherries, even though they sound like Berries, are a stone fruit.  But the picture below has nowhere else to be on this site.  Until there's a Cherry pun page.


​ed: that's enough botany

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Famous Berries

Chuck Berry - musician
​Halle Berry - actress
Fryan Berry - Roxy Music singer

George Bush - President
The Cranberries - Irish rock band
Gladys Knight and the Pips - singers

Films About Berries

Deuce (juice) Bigalow - comedy
Pulp Fiction - berry good
​Strawberry Dogs - violent action, Sam Peckinpah

Social Berries

Berries like to hang out on the internet, socializing with friends and buying stuff.

eBerry - for bargain fruit
FaceBush - keep up with friends and family
​OnlyJuice - for selected berry pics

Pipterest - for your berry pic collections
Seedify - songs while you go berry picking
Wikipulpdia - lots of berry information

Songs about Berries

Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
​Strawberry Fields Forever - Beatles
Tutti Frutti - Little Richard

Words for Berry Puns

Some words for berry punning.

​berry, bury, bush, fruit, jam, juice, pip, pulp, seed, vine

Berry Good

That is the end of this berry pun page.

There were a few sweet bites and hopefully it didn't leave any stains.