Biden Puns

Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Joe Biden. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

​Although the word Biden isn't exactly brilliant for making puns on, the subject itself is ripe for having a go at.

If power corrupts and it does, and Biden has been in politics for forty years and he has, you have to figure he has finally reached the top of the corruption ladder.

​Let's kick it away.

Here are some Biden puns.

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Puns

can vote freely if it's not for Biden (forbidden)
claims to be woke but really he's Sleepy Joe
FBI can't find it but everyone else has seen Hunter's crack

​it's not that I hate Joe Biden - just can't abiden him
Joe Biden, he gets my vote - even though I didn't vote for him
little girl thought Biden disliked her - "he got a bit sniffy"

lovable old criminal - senile delinquent
stop Whitehouse leaks - diapers for Joe
there's age, not important, and then there's dementia

waiting for the election - biden my time
​walks up stairs better than he counts votes
​​virility no - senility yo

​vote early vote often

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Famous Bidens

Brandon - nothing to do with Joe Biden
Hunter Biden - oh my goodness
​Jill Biden - a teacher
Joe Biden - Resident of the Whitehouse

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Social Media for the Bidens

Thanks to Hunter we know the Bidens are regular internet users

Here are some of their favorite sites

eBiden - secondhand policies
FaceBiden - share thoughts and money with friends 
Instagrift - ways to get rich

LockedIn - career opportunities for the crime famly
Nitflix - movies for the old fool
​OnlyHunter - pics of Hunter for fans

SleepChat - share captioned nonsense for idiot voters
Sniffify - music to sniff to
Wickedpedia - all the ways you can be a bad person

​YouLube - Hunter videos

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Songs

Abiden With Me - a hymn for those who still believe in Christianity
Joe and Jill went to the Hill to sniff out Someone's Daughter - traditional nursery rhyme

Words for Making Biden Puns

A handy list of words for punning about Sleepy Joe. It's not a great set of words but then he doesn't do anything apart from fall over and mumble.

biden, hunter, jill, joe, sleepy

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