Knockout Boxing Puns that Pull No Punches
A page of puns and more around the noble art of boxing.
Legalized fighting is still a sport even though many other blood sports have disappeared.
Two men and occasionally women enter a boxing ring to punch each other.
There is more to it than that but this is the most basic of competitions. You against me. Although not me because I have a low pain tolerance level.
Legalized fighting is still a sport even though many other blood sports have disappeared.
Two men and occasionally women enter a boxing ring to punch each other.
There is more to it than that but this is the most basic of competitions. You against me. Although not me because I have a low pain tolerance level.
I did once have the school boxing champion worried in the third round. He thought he had killed me.
One famous boxing quote says plans for a fight disappear as soon as you get punched in the face.
Here are some puns around the sport of boxing for a quiet moment at ringside.
Seconds away - ding!
One famous boxing quote says plans for a fight disappear as soon as you get punched in the face.
Here are some puns around the sport of boxing for a quiet moment at ringside.
Seconds away - ding!
Puns
artistic boxer starts with a blank canvas
boxer divorce - split decision
compliment average boxer with feint praise
female palooka - Diving Miss Daisy
freight goods - boxcar
fight's over - 'bout time
fights small dogs - pugilist
good dog - boxer
head swimming - take a dive
no hands - beat boxing
party drink - punch
posh opponent - spar-di-da
ringside questions canvas your opinion
seaside spectacle - Punch and Judy
somersaulting boxer rolls with the punches
that's enough - count me out
travel in style - Porsche Boxster
win without fighting - no bell prize
boxer divorce - split decision
compliment average boxer with feint praise
female palooka - Diving Miss Daisy
freight goods - boxcar
fight's over - 'bout time
fights small dogs - pugilist
good dog - boxer
head swimming - take a dive
no hands - beat boxing
party drink - punch
posh opponent - spar-di-da
ringside questions canvas your opinion
seaside spectacle - Punch and Judy
somersaulting boxer rolls with the punches
that's enough - count me out
travel in style - Porsche Boxster
win without fighting - no bell prize
Boxing Gloves Drawing Gifts
Expressions
Below the belt - unfair low blow
Box clever - deal with issues in a clever way
Could hold this fight in a phone-booth - close-contact match
In your corner - on your side
On the ropes - when you are hanging on for dear life
Rope-a-dope - Ali expression for conning Foreman into using his energy
Take a dive - pretend to be knocked out
Throw your hat in the ring - signify intention to compete
Throw in the towel - quit
Box clever - deal with issues in a clever way
Could hold this fight in a phone-booth - close-contact match
In your corner - on your side
On the ropes - when you are hanging on for dear life
Rope-a-dope - Ali expression for conning Foreman into using his energy
Take a dive - pretend to be knocked out
Throw your hat in the ring - signify intention to compete
Throw in the towel - quit
Films
Fight Club - what happens in - stays in
Raging Bull - De Niro / Scorsese
Rocky - Stallone has a hit
Snatch - Brad Pitt as a gypsy bare-knuckle champion
The Harder They Fall - Bogart
Raging Bull - De Niro / Scorsese
Rocky - Stallone has a hit
Snatch - Brad Pitt as a gypsy bare-knuckle champion
The Harder They Fall - Bogart
The Boxer Boxing Gifts
People
Count Dracula - coffin boxer
Clinch Eastwood - actor
Captain Hook - fought Peter Pan
The Jabberwock - from the Jabberwocky poem
Ringo Starr - Beatle
Marquess of Queensbury - the Queensbury Rules
Boxcar Willie - country music singer
Clinch Eastwood - actor
Captain Hook - fought Peter Pan
The Jabberwock - from the Jabberwocky poem
Ringo Starr - Beatle
Marquess of Queensbury - the Queensbury Rules
Boxcar Willie - country music singer
Social Media
eBox - second hand boxing equipment
FeintBook - duck and dive with friends and family
InstaKO - boxer selfies
OnlyBoxers - hunks
Ringterest - collections of ringside pics
YouFeud - videos of pre-bout flaming
FeintBook - duck and dive with friends and family
InstaKO - boxer selfies
OnlyBoxers - hunks
Ringterest - collections of ringside pics
YouFeud - videos of pre-bout flaming
Songs
Hurricane - Bob Dylan
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
Rumble in the Jungle - Fugees
The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel
Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
Rumble in the Jungle - Fugees
The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel
Threats and Promises
I'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back
I'll punch your lights out
I'll knock you into the middle of next week
I'll punch your teeth so far down your throat you'll need to stick a toothbrush up your a-- to clean them
You couldn't punch the skin off a rice pudding
You couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag
I'll punch your lights out
I'll knock you into the middle of next week
I'll punch your teeth so far down your throat you'll need to stick a toothbrush up your a-- to clean them
You couldn't punch the skin off a rice pudding
You couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag
Words For Boxing Puns
Some handy words for making boxing puns.
bell, bobbing, box, bout, break, canvas, clinch, corner, count, dive, duck, feint, fight, fist, hook, jab, knockout, punch, ring, ropes, second, spar, weaving
bell, bobbing, box, bout, break, canvas, clinch, corner, count, dive, duck, feint, fight, fist, hook, jab, knockout, punch, ring, ropes, second, spar, weaving
The Bell Has Sounded
That's the end of this page of boxing puns and stuff.
As the final bell dies away we wait with bated breath for the judges decision.
Was this page a knockout or did it need more punchlines?
As the final bell dies away we wait with bated breath for the judges decision.
Was this page a knockout or did it need more punchlines?
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