A page of fun bread puns and humor for bread makers, bakers and everyone who enjoys the smell of fresh-baked bread.

Amusing content that is guaranteed to get a rise out of bread fans, sometimes when they yeast expect it.

Remember to use your loaf.

Here are the puns.

baker yawns - it must be breadtime
​battle ready - HMS Breadnought
dough, stop resting, if you want a rise then prove it

hippy bread - flour power
I bake bread because I knead to
​irritated roll turned into a hot cross bun

mad baker was a doughnut
miserable bread - sourdough
over-excited bread - too much toasttesterone

​pastafarian baker wearing breads
proud bread listening to the pitta of tiny crumbs
retired baker - old crusty

saggy cloth cat converts to Judaism - Bagel Puss
​time for a break - leaven o'clock
top baker enters the room - all rise

​​yeast worker asked for a raise but all they got was a pittance

Roll on the drums - sandwich on the piano
Baguettes, I have a few, but then again, too few to mention
​Bread puns are the yeast of our worries
Bun covered in cream cheese - "they must think I'm crackers"

Baker's dozen - 13 of something
​Best thing since sliced bread - when something is really good
Bread and circuses - how to distract the poor

Brown bread - dead
Bun in the oven - waiting for the pitta of tiny feet
​Give us this day our daily bread - Lord's Prayer
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Let them eat cake - princess comments on poor peasants 
Upper crust - well off people can afford not to eat the crust
​You're toast - a general threat made to people

Brad Pitta - actor
​Donald Crumpet - president
Meatloaf - singer
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​Glenn Miller - big band swing
​John Montagu - Earl of Sandwich
Sesame Bun Street - kids TV

A Matter of Loaf and Death - Wallace and Gromit
Bread - comedy (1971)
​Life of Pie - we all get a slice
​Top Bun - Tom Cruise the flying baker

eBake - cheap bread
FlourBook - catch up with friends and family
InstaCrumb - fancy snaps for influencer crumb trails

LeavenedIn - check out the bakery jobs 
​OnlyCrumpet - baker's special interest
Pittarest - visual treats

Breaddit - bakers drop links
Wikiprovedia - all the facts about dough

All You Knead Is Love - Beatles
Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
Echo Beach - Martha and the Muffins
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Make It With You - Bread
​Mouldy Old Dough - Lieutenant Pigeon
​Muffin Man - Frank Zappa

​Stairway to Leaven - Led Zeppelin
​Toast - Streetband

Here are some popular types of bread.

Bagel - disappointing doughnut
Baguette - long French stick
Breadsticks - pointless tasteless nuisance
Croutons - French toasted bread thrown in soup to achieve a Michelin star

Fried Bread - delicious way to create an unhealthy breakfast
​Granary - with teeth breaking seeds recommended by dentists
Naan - your old Nan bakes Indian flatbread

​Pitta - flatbread with two sides for filling with a kebab​
Sandwich - two slices of bread with filling, enjoyed so much by an Earl he was named after them
Toast - when you can't face cereal again

Some handy words for bread punning.

baguette, baker, bread, bun, crumb, crumpet, crust, dough, ferment, flour, knead, leaven, loaf, mill, miller, oven, pitta, prove, rest, rise, toast, wheat, yeast

This page has barely started to rise.  Eventually it will be a beautiful fresh loaf filling the internet with delicious baking smells.  People will be able to tuck in and enjoy melted butter seeping into a warm slice.

Until then a bag of crisps might have to do.

​Thanks for sharing.