Cash Puns

Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns on the subject of Cash. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Please note this is a Cash Only page.  No credit cards accepted.  And definitely no digital currency either.

Here are some cash puns.
Cash Is King expression illustrated with dollar sign and crown added to the words. For people who prefer cash or believe their money is best held by them rather than banks. Cash in hand is better than checks, promises or IOUs. Pay cash, receive cash - Cash is King!

Cash Is King Gifts >>

Puns

cashpoint stolen - left a hole in the wall
criminal money - pennytentiary
​double your money - fold it in half

expensive health fads - lose pounds fast
​government organized crime - tax
​hammer piggy bank - knock some cents into him

​laughing dollars - funny money
rich fat baker - doughboy
​sad toucan - large bill

​sold my watch for pennies - time for change
A coin collector or numismatist examines a coin from their collection

Coin Collecting Gifts >>

Expressions

Coin a phrase - say something memorable
​In God we trust, all others pay cash
Keep your hand on your ha'penny - advice for young ladies
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​Look after the pennies and the pounds will take of themselves
​Penny for your thoughts - what are you thinking
​Toss a coin - take a chance
Coin Toss or Tossing a Coin design shows three coins being flipped by a thumb. For people who like flipping coins to make decisions - the age-old heads or tails moment of chance.

Coin Toss Gifts >>

Famous Cash Buyers

Pat Cash - tennis player
Leonard Coin - poet
​Mike Pence - politician
​Homer Simpson - dough!

Social Cash

eBills - buy rare notes and secondhand bargains
Noteflix - movies about money
​OnlyCoins - glamor pics of coins for fans

Penceterest - picture boards of the glory days of cash registers
StackChat - pics of fat stacks with amusing captions
Totify - listen to music while you tot up your dough

Wadipedia - everything you need to know about cash
Cash Only makes the statement that cash is not only preferred, it is essential. Pay cash, receive goods and services - it's the reliable way. Fun design uses a smiling face, a dollar sign and a mix of colors to grab some attention.

Cash Only Gifts >>

Songs

Your Cash Ain't Nothin' But Trash - Steve Miller Band

The End of the Penny

The US Treasury Department has confirmed no more pennies will be produced from 2026 onwards.  Their reasoning is the penny costs more to produce than its face value.

​There is something unsettling about this. We have been using coins for over two thousand years.

​Bye bye penny.

The lowest value coin in circulation will now be the nickel or five cents.  That also costs far more to manufacture than its face value.

Words for Making Cash Puns

A handy list of words for punning about cash. 

bills, cash, cents, change, coin, currency, dollars, dough, money, notes, pence, pounds, stack, wad
Don't Kill Cash tells them to take their hands of our cash. The WEF, government and banks want to control our spending through Digital Currency - don't let them!

Don't Kill Cash Gifts >>

Out of Cash

I seem to have blown the lot.

​No chance of any credit so that's the end of this page.