Funny Cat Puns!
Here is a collection of cat puns and jokes.
A purr of the moment thing.
A place for pawsome cat punning, jokes to make you caterwaul and first class feline cartoons.
Let's set off with a sense of purrpuss, meownder through some feline puns and see what the cat brought in.
Here are the puns.
A purr of the moment thing.
A place for pawsome cat punning, jokes to make you caterwaul and first class feline cartoons.
Let's set off with a sense of purrpuss, meownder through some feline puns and see what the cat brought in.
Here are the puns.
Puns
cat burglars - stop stealing cats
cat swims aimlessly with no sense of purrpuss
cool cat - feline groovy
fat cat bankers go sailing in catamarans
favorite color - purrple
free running cats - purrkour
if all goes well it won't be a catastrophe
lady cougars look sharp in catsuits
ok so here's the puns, but first a catnap
penniless puss - poor purr
recipe for minced puss makes a purrée
sad cat in rehab was a catholic
sarcastic cat with her catty remarks
shakes cat upside down - not much left in the kitty
that Purrmese is a furmidable looking cat
why you can't buy cats from a catalog
you can use these puns but don't be a copycat
cat swims aimlessly with no sense of purrpuss
cool cat - feline groovy
fat cat bankers go sailing in catamarans
favorite color - purrple
free running cats - purrkour
if all goes well it won't be a catastrophe
lady cougars look sharp in catsuits
ok so here's the puns, but first a catnap
penniless puss - poor purr
recipe for minced puss makes a purrée
sad cat in rehab was a catholic
sarcastic cat with her catty remarks
shakes cat upside down - not much left in the kitty
that Purrmese is a furmidable looking cat
why you can't buy cats from a catalog
you can use these puns but don't be a copycat
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Popular Cat Expressions
a cat may look at a king - a cat can do what it wants
cat got your tongue - not speaking
catfish - online scammer
catwalk - stalk around looking bored and thin
catty remark - biting or sarcastic comment
herding cats - an impossible task
look what the cat dragged in - someone looks the worse for wear
scaredy-cat - a timid person
the cat's meow - for something a bit special
the cat's mother - someone thinks too highly of themselves
the cat who got the cream - looking pleased about things
the cat's whiskers - feeling excellent in a superior way
cat got your tongue - not speaking
catfish - online scammer
catwalk - stalk around looking bored and thin
catty remark - biting or sarcastic comment
herding cats - an impossible task
look what the cat dragged in - someone looks the worse for wear
scaredy-cat - a timid person
the cat's meow - for something a bit special
the cat's mother - someone thinks too highly of themselves
the cat who got the cream - looking pleased about things
the cat's whiskers - feeling excellent in a superior way
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Famous Cats
Cat Stevens - seventies singer
Catwoman - Batman's adversary
Chairman Miaow - Chinese leader
Doja Cat - rapper and singer
The Cheshire Cat - Alice in Wonderland - it disappeared leaving only its smile
Jonesy - the cat in Alien
Pussy Galore - James Bond lady
Schrodinger's Cat - an impossible to understand theory about a cat in a box
Catwoman - Batman's adversary
Chairman Miaow - Chinese leader
Doja Cat - rapper and singer
The Cheshire Cat - Alice in Wonderland - it disappeared leaving only its smile
Jonesy - the cat in Alien
Pussy Galore - James Bond lady
Schrodinger's Cat - an impossible to understand theory about a cat in a box
A Cat May Look At A King Gifts >>
Film and Entertainment
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof - famous play by Tennessee Williams
Cats - musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Fast and Furryous - speedy cats
Pink Panther - great theme tune
Puss in Boots - fairy story about a clever and deceitful cat
Top Cat - he's the number one, the indisputable
You Only Live Nine Times - James Bond (for cats)
Social Cats
FleaBay - secondhand cats
LinkPussIn - Fat cats seek career moves
InstaCat - influencer cool cat selfies
OnlyCats - some gorgeous pussies
Pussterest - for your cat snap collection
Shreddit - share links with your feline stalkers
SnapCat - funny cat pics
Spussify - songs about cats
Wikipussia - all you need to know about cats
LinkPussIn - Fat cats seek career moves
InstaCat - influencer cool cat selfies
OnlyCats - some gorgeous pussies
Pussterest - for your cat snap collection
Shreddit - share links with your feline stalkers
SnapCat - funny cat pics
Spussify - songs about cats
Wikipussia - all you need to know about cats
Cat Burglar Gifts >>
Songs
Here's some caterwauling...
Cool for Cats - Squeeze
Feline Groovy - Simon and Garfunkel
Love Cats - The Cure
Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats
What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones
Year Of The Cat - Al Stewart
Words For Cat Puns
Some useful words for making your own cat puns.
cat, catty, cream, feline, flea, kitty, meow, moggy, purr, puss, pussy
cat, catty, cream, feline, flea, kitty, meow, moggy, purr, puss, pussy
The Tail End
This page is far from purrfect.
We have barely scratched the surface of cats and their hundreds of puns and expressions.
There are no jokes left in this kitty so with a swish of the tail we will stalk off until another time.
Meow.
We have barely scratched the surface of cats and their hundreds of puns and expressions.
There are no jokes left in this kitty so with a swish of the tail we will stalk off until another time.
Meow.