Chicken Puns - It's Your Clucky Day!
A page of chicken puns for the poultry fanciers.
Hen time this will form an eggcellent collection of corny chicken-related jokes.
Although it ain't much to crow about there's no need to get broody. If we peck about long enough we'll find something to get our beaks into.
Here are the puns.
Hen time this will form an eggcellent collection of corny chicken-related jokes.
Although it ain't much to crow about there's no need to get broody. If we peck about long enough we'll find something to get our beaks into.
Here are the puns.
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Puns
another egg? - feeling broody
bald rooster has a comb over
boxing cockerel - bantamweight
chicken actors - fowl play
comic hen gave the others a roosting
depressed hen - just can't coop
don't push that chicken - pullet
glasses for shortsighted hens - pecktacles
hot coop - it's broiling in here
hungry chicken - peckish
lazy chicken - layabout
perfectly turned out - impeckable
pestered by cock - wattle the heck?
reading material - chick lit
stuck outside the run - just can't coop anymore
swearing chicken - fowl language
threatened by chicken - hendangered
bald rooster has a comb over
boxing cockerel - bantamweight
chicken actors - fowl play
comic hen gave the others a roosting
depressed hen - just can't coop
don't push that chicken - pullet
glasses for shortsighted hens - pecktacles
hot coop - it's broiling in here
hungry chicken - peckish
lazy chicken - layabout
perfectly turned out - impeckable
pestered by cock - wattle the heck?
reading material - chick lit
stuck outside the run - just can't coop anymore
swearing chicken - fowl language
threatened by chicken - hendangered
Jokes
Why do I get paid chicken-feed?
It's a poultry amount
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, it's a Rhode Island chicken
Why do you get all the corn?
Just clucky I guess
What do you call a chicken celebration?
A Hen Party
It's a poultry amount
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, it's a Rhode Island chicken
Why do you get all the corn?
Just clucky I guess
What do you call a chicken celebration?
A Hen Party
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Expressions
As scarce as hen's teeth - non-existent
Don't count your chickens before they hatch - it ain't happened till it happens
Pecking order - establish the top chicken
When your chickens come home to roost - consequences of your actions
Don't count your chickens before they hatch - it ain't happened till it happens
Pecking order - establish the top chicken
When your chickens come home to roost - consequences of your actions
Famous Chickens
Dixie Chicks - band
Bradley Cooper - actor
Russell Crowe - actor
Tim Henman - tennis player
Cluck Norris - martial artist
Gregory Peck - actor
Bradley Cooper - actor
Russell Crowe - actor
Tim Henman - tennis player
Cluck Norris - martial artist
Gregory Peck - actor
Film and TV
Chicken Run - Aardman Animation
First Brood - Rambo, Stallone
Rooster Cogburn - John Wayne
First Brood - Rambo, Stallone
Rooster Cogburn - John Wayne
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Social Chickens
eHay - second hand nest building
FlockBook - keep up with friends and family
InstaLay - chicken selfies
LinkedHen - career moves in chicken world
OnlyChicks - for chicken fans
YouCrow - speak to the world
FlockBook - keep up with friends and family
InstaLay - chicken selfies
LinkedHen - career moves in chicken world
OnlyChicks - for chicken fans
YouCrow - speak to the world
Songs
Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens - Louis Jordan
Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken - Lay A Little Egg For Me
Do The Funky Chicken - Rufus Thomas
Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan
The Chicken Song - Spitting Image
Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicken - Lay A Little Egg For Me
Do The Funky Chicken - Rufus Thomas
Lay Lady Lay - Bob Dylan
The Chicken Song - Spitting Image
Words
Handy words for making your own chicken puns.
beak, broiler, brood, capon, chick, chicken, cluck, cock, cockerel, comb, coop, crop, crow, hen, flock, fowl, lay, layers, peck, perch, poultry, pullet, roost, rooster, spurs, wattle
beak, broiler, brood, capon, chick, chicken, cluck, cock, cockerel, comb, coop, crop, crow, hen, flock, fowl, lay, layers, peck, perch, poultry, pullet, roost, rooster, spurs, wattle
Roost Time
That's enough pecking about.
There was some good corn and not many squabbles.
Now it's time to get back on my perch and settle down for the night.
Set that cockerel alarm for 4am.
There was some good corn and not many squabbles.
Now it's time to get back on my perch and settle down for the night.
Set that cockerel alarm for 4am.