Circus Puns
Roll up! Roll up! The circus is in town.
It's always in town. Leastways if you have councillors or politicians in your vicinity.
But this page is mostly about the real circus. The greasepaint. The tricks. The ridiculous clowns.
Nope. Still stuck on politicians.
Let's try some puns instead. Take your ringside seat.
Puns
best moment for the comic was his clowning glory
circus accountants juggle the books
circus elephant's Halloween - trunk or treat
Frodo in the circus - Lord of the Ringmasters
it’s all clowning around until someone gets pied
mad circus acrobat flipped out
stressful show - it was in tents
tightrope walker needs to toe the line
when life feels like a circus - vote for change
why don’t clowns do politics? Too many jokers
Clown World Gifts >>
Expressions
it’s a circus out here - everything’s out of control
jump through hoops - to do difficult things to please someone
send in the clowns - an expression when things go awry
juggling too much - managing too many things at once
clown car situation - way too crowded
clown world - when nothing makes sense anymore
plate-spinning - multitasking
Internet Circus
eRingMaster - where you bid for circus memorabilia
FlipTube - viral acrobat fails
JuggleGram - share your latest juggling skills
LionTweet - roar your thoughts in 280 characters
RingLink - connect with other circus professionals
SnapTrapeze - acrobat selfies
TightropeTok - walking the thinnest line
Tumbler - for clowns who fall over
Bread and Circuses Gifts >>
Words for Making Circus Puns
A handy list of words for punning.
clown, elephant, juggler, lion, ringmaster, tightrope, trapeze, big top, acrobat, tent, stunts, circus, sideshow, carnival
Show's Over Folks!
Please take your rubbish home with you.
And your children.