Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Climate Change.

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
 
The idea of making fun out of the world's most urgent threat (since the last one) may seem shocking to some.  This page may not be for you.

This page is for those who are more concerned with the expectation of higher prices, colder homes and limited travel than by the hysterical utterances of lying politicians and paid for scientists.

Let's do some puns around climate change.

beachfront properties are so cheap these days - oh wait
climate predictions - move over astrology
COP meetings are variable - good cop, bad cop

electric vehicles are built by unicorns and powered by rainbows
failed fishing trip - net zero
​flying private jets to COP meetings will save the planet

how to stop oil - you know the drill
​polar bears are pleased to see so many snowflakes
​worked up about the ice-caps - having a meltdown​

There is no planet B - no alternative to what politicians tell us to do

King Canute - the first person to be concerned with sea levels rising
Al Gore - failed politician
John Kerry - failed politician
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​Hans Solar - keen environmentalist in Star Wars
Greta Thunberg - ex-poster girl for youth protests

An Inconvenient Untruth - Al Gore pretends to know the future
Planet of the Humans - Michael Moore, capitalism and environmentalism, what could possibly go wrong? 
The Day After Tomorrow - typical Hollywood hysterical propaganda.  Fun effects though.

New threats are regularly invented to bring fear and compliance to the public.

Here are a few throughout several decades.  None of them wiped us out.  It is why they don't like old people, some of them have long memories.

Climate Change - successfully vague and long term
Cold War - fake worries over nuclear war
Covid - be very afraid

Ice Age - a new Ice Age is coming
Peak Oil - the oil is running out
Sea Levels - the sea is going to swamp the world

​Terrorism - what's the current alert level?  Who knows, who cares
War - always war to keep the populations quiet 

Every few weeks one of the above, or something different, will be fed through the media and politicians to the people, and education systems to our children.  The desired result is higher levels of taxation, acceptance of loss of privacy (for our safety), compliance and other restrictions.

Safe spaces on the internet for worshippers.
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eCarbon - buy carbon credits
Goregle - curated search results for the correct messaging
Hotify - music while you sizzle

IceBook - tell friends how scared you are
Instagreta - keep up with the protests
NetZeroflix - scare yourself with propaganda movies

​OnlyFans - glamor shots of wind turbines
Recycleddit - repeat the same old, similar to Reddit
ScrewTube - censored news

SinkedIn - check out careers as yours goes underwater
Sinterest - pictures of old bad things like cars, ovens, central heating, clothes
Wickedpedia - all the 'right' information

In the good old days Joan Baez or Dylan would have put pen to paper.  In the absence of that you can have Cardi B and the WAP song.

It's not about climate change but is an important comment on where we have got to.

Here's some quality...
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Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell

A handy list of words for punning about the impending climate change catastrophe. 

carbon, climate change, co2, coal, COP, gas, global warming, methane, net zero, oil, solar, wind

Thanks for getting this far down.

I'm not saying I don't love and respect the planet.

It's that I don't love or respect the people telling me what to believe and what to do.  They can keep their lies.