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Climbing Puns

Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Climbing. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Set your sights on the summit, aim for the peak of perfection and let's scale this mountain of wordplay.

Here are the puns.

Puns

book on mountaineering - full of cliffhangers
climbing with friends - social climbing
​descended carefully - no nuts left behind

don't climb in call centers - they'll leave you on hold
get your climbing act together - get a grip
give him enough rope - he'll climb a mountain

​joined a group of climbers - they roped me in
​love for climbing has taken a hold
​mountain clowns - the height of stupidity

no more climbing - you're grounded
​praying at the start - it's Ascension Day
reached the bottom to a rappel of applause

start today - don't belay!
steal a mountain - take a peak
summit up - what's the Matterhorn?

​top climbers are rock stars
​you OK? - I'm O K2
Rock climbing stickman grabs handholds and climbs

Rock Climbing Gifts >>

Expressions

be nice to people on the way up - because you'll meet them on the way down
​because it was there - reason for doing it
​climbing the greasy pole - working your way up

Famous Climbers

Usain Bolt - speed climber
Mounty Python - the height of comedy
​Cliff Richard - singer

Chris Rock - comedian
​Napoleon Solo - Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Shaun the Sherpa - Wallace and Gromit climb Everest
An indoor climber makes their way up the climbing wall in this fun graphic. Indoor climbing is a great way to learn the basics of climbing and practice in relative safety.

Indoor Climbing Gifts >>

Films and Media

Brokeback Mountain - a pair of climbing cowboys
Look Whose Chalking - baby takes up climbing
Peaky Blinders - when gangs take over the mountain
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​Twin Peaks - climbers scale Gina Lollobrigida

Internet Climbers

Diddit - like Reddit but for those who actually reach the summit
eBolt - bargain climbing equipment
FaceBook - keep in touch as you scale the face

Instagrab - the ascent of influencers 
LinkedIn - career moves for climbing to the top
Nutflix - cliffhanger movies

Splatify - music while you fall
Wikipeakia - a mountain of information
YouTubular - for belay videos
Climb is a fun climbing design featuring a rock climber clambering up the letter

Climb Gifts >>

Songs

Words for Making Climbing Puns

A handy list of words for punning about climbing. 

abseil, ascend, ascent, belay, bolt, chalk, cliffhanger, climb, climber, climbing, crux, ground, height, mountain, nut, peak, pinnacle, rappel, rock, rope, scale, solo, summit
Abseiling or rappelling down a cliff - an expert rappeller uses the rope as they work their way down. Fun image for abseilers and those waiting at the bottom.

Abseiling or Rappelling Gifts >>

Belay Off

Back to terra firma.

No time to hang about, the next challenge is always just ahead.

Thanks for catching me.​