Coffee Puns
Here are some puns about your favourite drink. Unless that drink happens to be tea. In which case you came to the wrong place. This page is for coffee caffeiniconados.
Let's start the grind and see what we can brew up.
Puns
attacked by coffee cup - got mugged
coffee aficionados - latterati
comic book coffeemaker - Brew Manchu
decaf - coffee with the fun removed
make me a coffee - start grinding your beans
smell that coffee - aromatherapy
old coffee bean to young one - you're grounded
time to go - hasta barista
unique taste of covfefe
coffee aficionados - latterati
comic book coffeemaker - Brew Manchu
decaf - coffee with the fun removed
make me a coffee - start grinding your beans
smell that coffee - aromatherapy
old coffee bean to young one - you're grounded
time to go - hasta barista
unique taste of covfefe
Barista Gifts >>
Expressions
a cup of joe - a cup of coffee
wake up and smell the coffee - get with it sleepy
wake up and smell the coffee - get with it sleepy
Famous Coffee
Al Cappucino - actor
Films and Media
Polish Coffee Shop - Harry Enfield
Internet Coffee
eBean - bargain coffee
Grinder - meet other coffee making enthusiasts
Instaground - share your coffee pics
OnlyBeans - for coffee fans
Grinder - meet other coffee making enthusiasts
Instaground - share your coffee pics
OnlyBeans - for coffee fans
Songs about Coffee
Black Coffee - Humble Pie
Espresso Yourself - NWA
Words for Making Coffee Puns
A handy list of words for punning about coffee.
aroma, barista, bean, blend, brew, caffeine, cappuccino, coffee, espresso, filter, grind, ground, latte, mocha, press, roast
aroma, barista, bean, blend, brew, caffeine, cappuccino, coffee, espresso, filter, grind, ground, latte, mocha, press, roast
Sign Off
As the last dregs settle in the bottom of this page it is time to get on with the day.
Just time for one more cup of coffee before we get started.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: September 1, 2025.