Crap Puns
Here is a page of crap puns.
That doesn't mean a crap page of puns. Or a set of puns that are not very good.
It means a page of puns and other humor relating to the word "crap" and it's fellow words.
Some people may well think it is crap but that is a matter of taste.
I am not proud of it. Well OK, a little proud.
That doesn't mean a crap page of puns. Or a set of puns that are not very good.
It means a page of puns and other humor relating to the word "crap" and it's fellow words.
Some people may well think it is crap but that is a matter of taste.
I am not proud of it. Well OK, a little proud.
Puns
best pooh ever - the cream of the crap
crap dog - Shih Tzu
crap insect - dung beetle
diarrhea - once you plop you can't stop
explosive toilet incident - splat a tat tat
fake crap - sham poo
gourmet poop - crudité
police informer won't stop crapping - stool pigeon
polite pooper - doffed his crap
pooh falls from the skies - manure from heaven
Russian spy defecated to the other side
toilet trousers - dungarees
crap dog - Shih Tzu
crap insect - dung beetle
diarrhea - once you plop you can't stop
explosive toilet incident - splat a tat tat
fake crap - sham poo
gourmet poop - crudité
police informer won't stop crapping - stool pigeon
polite pooper - doffed his crap
pooh falls from the skies - manure from heaven
Russian spy defecated to the other side
toilet trousers - dungarees
Mr. Poo Gifts!
Expressions
Drop the kids off at the pool - take a dump
Famous Toilet Users
Thomas Crapper - plumbing inventions for the modern toilet
Leonardo DeCrappio - actor
Dr. Poo and the Turdis - another TV series turned to crap
Bradley Pooper - actor
Justin Turdeau - Canadian playboy
Leonardo DeCrappio - actor
Dr. Poo and the Turdis - another TV series turned to crap
Bradley Pooper - actor
Justin Turdeau - Canadian playboy
Film and TV
Fecal Attraction - don't ask what she's cooking
Indecent Ploposal - cleaning attendant makes an offer
Mary Ploppins - toilet cleaner for rich London family
Winnie The Pooh - goes in the woods
Indecent Ploposal - cleaning attendant makes an offer
Mary Ploppins - toilet cleaner for rich London family
Winnie The Pooh - goes in the woods
Jokes
Where are you going with that horse manure?
Going to put it on my strawberries
Ugh, we have cream on ours
Holmes, why do you sit so long on the toilet?
Excremental, my dear Watson
One turd to the other - haven't seen you before
No, I just plopped in
Going to put it on my strawberries
Ugh, we have cream on ours
Holmes, why do you sit so long on the toilet?
Excremental, my dear Watson
One turd to the other - haven't seen you before
No, I just plopped in
Social Crap
The internet is full of crap. But did you know there are sites that cater for this specialty?
Here they are.
CrapChat - funny poop pics with craptions
Diddit - like Reddit but even smellier
ePoo - secondhand poos
FaceDump - share your crap life with friends
Instadung - amusing pictures of poo
OnlyFeces - glamor poos for fans
PloppedIn - find a new career in lavatory attending
Poogle - censored searches only return crap
Poopterest - collections of people's crap
Wikipoodia - all the crap info you need
YouPoohed - videos for every taste
Here they are.
CrapChat - funny poop pics with craptions
Diddit - like Reddit but even smellier
ePoo - secondhand poos
FaceDump - share your crap life with friends
Instadung - amusing pictures of poo
OnlyFeces - glamor poos for fans
PloppedIn - find a new career in lavatory attending
Poogle - censored searches only return crap
Poopterest - collections of people's crap
Wikipoodia - all the crap info you need
YouPoohed - videos for every taste
Songs
Not many worth mentioning. Most pong-writers and plopstars seem to focus on love.
Manure for Nothing - Dire Straits
Manure for Nothing - Dire Straits
Words for Making Crap Puns
A handy list of words for punning about crap.
crap, crud, defecate, dung, excrement, fecal, feces, manure, number two, plop, poo, pooh, poop, stool, turd
crap, crud, defecate, dung, excrement, fecal, feces, manure, number two, plop, poo, pooh, poop, stool, turd
Phew. All Done
That's the end of this pile of crap.
It was a relief to get rid of it.
Leave the window open as you leave.
It was a relief to get rid of it.
Leave the window open as you leave.