Croquet Puns
Fun puns about Croquet and some cool gifts too!
As much as it is a great idea to create a page of croquet puns and humor, the word itself is an immediate problem. It is not the easiest of words to rhyme or pun with. So this page is a gallant effort but a little thin on content.
Here's hooping we manage to strike something before the Pimm's takes over.
As much as it is a great idea to create a page of croquet puns and humor, the word itself is an immediate problem. It is not the easiest of words to rhyme or pun with. So this page is a gallant effort but a little thin on content.
Here's hooping we manage to strike something before the Pimm's takes over.
Puns
ball in the water - croquatic
croquet is a simple game - not roquet science
croquet picket line - full of strikers
elegant player - mallet dancer
expired player - croqued
favorite food - croquettes
flowers at a game - croquet bouquet
flirtatious player - croquettish
foot stuck in hoop - jaws of de feet
rowdy game needed a water-cannon
Spanish team - Croquistadors or The Bisque Separatists
toothy menace - croquedile
tripped over a peg - hoops-a-daisy
croquet is a simple game - not roquet science
croquet picket line - full of strikers
elegant player - mallet dancer
expired player - croqued
favorite food - croquettes
flowers at a game - croquet bouquet
flirtatious player - croquettish
foot stuck in hoop - jaws of de feet
rowdy game needed a water-cannon
Spanish team - Croquistadors or The Bisque Separatists
toothy menace - croquedile
tripped over a peg - hoops-a-daisy
Croquet Gifts >>
Joke
The night before a big croquet match several players went out and got hammered.
"The trouble with oversize croquet is that you have to jump through hoops just to get a game"
"The trouble with oversize croquet is that you have to jump through hoops just to get a game"
Expressions
It's only a game - said by no one
Famous Croquet Names
Davy Crockett - folk hero
Nelson Croquet - racing driver
Hamallet - Shakespeare character
MC Hammer - rapper
Timmy Mallett - TV presenter
Nelson Croquet - racing driver
Hamallet - Shakespeare character
MC Hammer - rapper
Timmy Mallett - TV presenter
Film and TV
Clarence Cheats At Croquet (1915) - seriously
Jaws - croquet shark jumps through hoops
The Three Malleteers - all for one until it starts
Zombieland - the Double Tap
Jaws - croquet shark jumps through hoops
The Three Malleteers - all for one until it starts
Zombieland - the Double Tap
Social Croquet
eBisque - bargains for beginners
HoopedIn - a new career in croquet
Hammereddit - like Reddit but with more swearing
OnlyCroquet - glamor pics for fans
Shotify - music while you play
Strikerpedia - all the shots you need
HoopedIn - a new career in croquet
Hammereddit - like Reddit but with more swearing
OnlyCroquet - glamor pics for fans
Shotify - music while you play
Strikerpedia - all the shots you need
Songs
Croquaine - Eric Clapton
Hokey Croquet - put your left leg in, your left leg out, etc.
U Can't Touch This - M C Hammer - Hammer Time!
Hokey Croquet - put your left leg in, your left leg out, etc.
U Can't Touch This - M C Hammer - Hammer Time!
Words for Croquet Punning
I checked various sites for the rules of croquet and they are incredibly complicated. This is a croquet pun page, not a lexicon of croquet terminology and etiquette.
Below are some of the simpler terms for making simple puns.
bisque, cannon, croquet, hammer, hoop, jaws, mallet, peg, striker, roqueted, rush, tice
Below are some of the simpler terms for making simple puns.
bisque, cannon, croquet, hammer, hoop, jaws, mallet, peg, striker, roqueted, rush, tice
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Game Over
Creating a page of croquet puns almost defeated me. If it hadn't been for having the fun picture of a croquet player, gifts are available, I might have given up.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for playing.