Curling Puns

A page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Curling.

Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Let's play! I mean pun.

Puns

best player - don't take him for granite
cool player has ice in his veins
ex-player curled up and died

fainting curler had a funny turn
falling over - get a gripper
fantastic play brought the house down

fell for the skip - swept off her feet
fruit stone - pommy granite
Islamic curlers got stoned - and not in a good way

it's hammer time!
new broom - besom myself with excitement
perfect shot - right on the button

racing curler - broom-broom
sharing the house with broom mates
sick curler threw up

snarky player curled his lip
sweep well to keep a clean sheet

Curling design shows curler in action of releasing the granite slide stone - sending it on the way to the target area in this winter sport game of curling. Holds broom in other hand in this fun cool graphic for curling fans and players.

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Expressions

A new broom sweeps clean - change is good
On the button - punctual

Famous Curlers

Jeff Besom - owns Amazon
Dwayne Johnson - The Rock
The Rolling Stones - crack curling team

Film and TV

3rd Rock From The Sun - aliens go curling with planets
House - medical curling
Sliders - parallel curling

Songs

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Skip to My Lou - traditional
U Can't Touch This - M C Hammer

I Love Curling design shows curler releasing the granite slide stone - sending it on the way to the target area in this winter sport game of curling. Holds broom in other hand. All in front of an I Love heart symbol making a fun cool graphic for curling fans and players.

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Words for Making Up Curling Puns

A handy list of words for punning about curling.

besom, broom, button, curl, curler, curling, draw, granite, gripper, guard, hammer, house, ice, lead, rock, sheet, skip, slider, steal, stones, sweep, sweeping, throw, turn

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Thanks for a fun game of chess on ice!

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