Dart Puns that Hit the Target
A collection of dart puns for fans of the arrows.
Scoring with stuff that sounds like darts, looks like darts or rhymes with darts.
Trying to hit the bullseye and not miss the board completely or bouncing out.
The origin of darts dates back to the Middle Ages as a training game for English archers. That's enough of that Wiki stuff.
Game on!
Here are the puns.
Scoring with stuff that sounds like darts, looks like darts or rhymes with darts.
Trying to hit the bullseye and not miss the board completely or bouncing out.
The origin of darts dates back to the Middle Ages as a training game for English archers. That's enough of that Wiki stuff.
Game on!
Here are the puns.
Puns
agreeable Scots player "oche ai"
animated player - Dart Simpson
creative player - dartist
dart broke in two - got shafted
double twenty? that's tip-top
exercise for dart players - arrowbics
hit the red dot blindfolded - that's bull
humorous dart - barrel of laughs
I'll have two lager shandies - double top
life is like a broken dart - pointless
lucky player - the flings and arrows of outrageous fortune
my dart hit someone, it was only a little prick
oche oche oche - oi oi oi
original rules of the game - Magna Darta
sad looking dart - "she chucked me"
short player had to throw up
sick dart player eventually checked out
spitting feathers - blow dart
three in a bed - they're in treble
threw my darts out the window at chucking-out time
top flight players - Red Arrows
animated player - Dart Simpson
creative player - dartist
dart broke in two - got shafted
double twenty? that's tip-top
exercise for dart players - arrowbics
hit the red dot blindfolded - that's bull
humorous dart - barrel of laughs
I'll have two lager shandies - double top
life is like a broken dart - pointless
lucky player - the flings and arrows of outrageous fortune
my dart hit someone, it was only a little prick
oche oche oche - oi oi oi
original rules of the game - Magna Darta
sad looking dart - "she chucked me"
short player had to throw up
sick dart player eventually checked out
spitting feathers - blow dart
three in a bed - they're in treble
threw my darts out the window at chucking-out time
top flight players - Red Arrows
Darts Gifts >>
Films and Media
Bullseye - seventies quiz / darts program with Jim Bowen. "Nothing in this game for two in a bed"
Cool Hand Luke - darts player eats eggs and plays some arrows
Flight Club - men take up darts in secret
Heartlands - darts player sets off on moped to win wife back
House of Flying Arrows - Chinese darts team
Sets In The City - four women enjoy a good old game of darts
Cool Hand Luke - darts player eats eggs and plays some arrows
Flight Club - men take up darts in secret
Heartlands - darts player sets off on moped to win wife back
House of Flying Arrows - Chinese darts team
Sets In The City - four women enjoy a good old game of darts
People
d'Artagnan - all for one and one for double top
Arrowstotle - philosopher of darts
Owen Bates - plays under the nickname "The Master"
Eric Bristow - crafty Cockney who suffered from dartitis
Chucky - killer on the dartboard
Darts - doo-wop revival band
Salvador Darty - surreal darts thrower
Professor Moridarty - Sherlock Holmes darts opponent
Chuck Norris - not a great player to be honest
Sid Waddell - The Voice of Darts, "the greatest comeback since Lazarus"
Dart Vader - sacrificed family life to turn professional
Arrowstotle - philosopher of darts
Owen Bates - plays under the nickname "The Master"
Eric Bristow - crafty Cockney who suffered from dartitis
Chucky - killer on the dartboard
Darts - doo-wop revival band
Salvador Darty - surreal darts thrower
Professor Moridarty - Sherlock Holmes darts opponent
Chuck Norris - not a great player to be honest
Sid Waddell - The Voice of Darts, "the greatest comeback since Lazarus"
Dart Vader - sacrificed family life to turn professional
Social Dartists
Arrowzon - buy anything, anytime
Dartify - music while you practice
eBaGum - secondhand Northern bargains
FaceBull - tell friends about your triumphs
InstaDart - dart selfies
NetPricks - darts movies
OnlyDarts - dart players show off their legs
WikiPrickia - all you need to know about darts
YouThrow - videos of the perfect get-out
Dartify - music while you practice
eBaGum - secondhand Northern bargains
FaceBull - tell friends about your triumphs
InstaDart - dart selfies
NetPricks - darts movies
OnlyDarts - dart players show off their legs
WikiPrickia - all you need to know about darts
YouThrow - videos of the perfect get-out
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Songs
Double Trouble - Stevie Ray Vaughan
Poison Arrow - ABC
Treble So Hard - Vera Hall
Poison Arrow - ABC
Treble So Hard - Vera Hall
Words For Dart Puns
Some handy words for making up dart puns.
arrows, barrel, bed, bull, bullseye, check-out, chuck, darts, dartboard, double, flight, get-out, leg, oche, point, prick, set, shaft, throw, tip, treble
arrows, barrel, bed, bull, bullseye, check-out, chuck, darts, dartboard, double, flight, get-out, leg, oche, point, prick, set, shaft, throw, tip, treble
9 Dart Finish
It was a perfect leg. Short, sweet and a great get-out.
Time to grab some liquid refreshment and tell some tall stories about the glory days in darts.
Thanks for playing.
Time to grab some liquid refreshment and tell some tall stories about the glory days in darts.
Thanks for playing.
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