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​Day 4: I Wrote a 250 Word Article!

Please note: In yesterday’s diary entry, Theo threw a cat out of the window. It was an open ground floor window, an agile cat, and a gentle throw. Please stop writing in. The cat is fine.
Day 4 — New Beginnings

After yesterday’s humiliation over the AI articles and the suspicion that my writing career was over before it started — I slept surprisingly well.

Got up around 1:30 p.m., feeling refreshed.

No email from Janice. No calls either.

I looked at my “Being Content” article for a while and added a few words here and there. Up to 112 words now. My writing is getting faster.

At 4:30 p.m., I received an email, subject line: “Today’s Assignment.” It was short and to the point: Write anything you want, 250 words minimum, send it in by 9 a.m. tomorrow. Use AI again and it’s game over.

Despite the dressing down from Theo, I hadn’t given up on the idea of writing. If anything, it made me want to try harder.

Not really. That’s just the kind of crap they put in Hollywood movies. I hate the bastard and his flea-ridden cat.

​But I need work badly. With a prison record, even for a mild nothing-at-all thing, it’s hard to get a job. And who wants a proper job anyway? Writing offers an easy way to make legal money, on your own time.
I opened up “Being Content” again and stared at it. There was no point in starting something new. Not with this mad deadline. Another 100 words to go.

I got nowhere for a while, nothing came to mind, so I went out for a walk. Just like a proper writer when they get writer’s block.

The charity shop was open. They had a sports jacket, probably thirty to forty years old — definitely the sort a proper writer would wear.

​I bought the jacket. Put it on. Went home and began to write.
At midnight, I switched off the machine. My eyes were tired, my back hurt, I had barely moved for several hours.

But I had my 250 words!

I emailed the article to Janice, hung my writing jacket on the good coat hanger, and skinned up a celebratory wobbly one.

I imagined the delight on Theo’s face when he receives my new piece and how he will feel to have misjudged me so harshly.

For now, I am a writer.

​Might buy a pipe to go with the jacket tomorrow.
Will my new article be accepted? Will Theo apologize for mocking my obvious talent? Find out on Day 5 of Being a Writer.