A page of humorous dog puns, jokes, illustrations and anything else that's fun around our best friend.

A doggy delight for pawsome dog companions and professional dog walkers alike.

No ending up in the doghouse with a dog's dinner for this set of puns.

With dogged determination let's dig up some old dog jokes and see where our noses take us.  

​Lead on, it's time for walkies!

​Here are the puns.

artistic dog - labradoodle
​bulldog crossed with a shih tzu - you work it out
collects ball with style - very fetching

damn dog buried my trombone
​definitely my dog - here's the bona fides
dog got lost - where wolf

dog park has plenty of barking spaces
dog puns no trouble - we got it licked
dog with a sore throat - husky

dog's lost it - he's gone barking mad
good dog is beyond repooch
​green vegetable - collie flower

growling dog seems angrrrrry
fashion passion - doggy style
hot dogs cool down with a pupsicle

how does he feel?  Ruff
​je t'adore labrador
Jihadi dogs - war on terrier

martial arts dog - Tai Chihuahua
new puppy? need pupdates
religious mother - dogma

retired dog-walker has gone to the dogs
shaggy dog story with a long tall tail
sleepy dog was a basket case

the right dog - pawfect
top dog - impawtent
​wash dogs with shampooch

witty dog is a bit of a wag
​​working dogs have Zoomie meetings

a dog's breakfast - a right mess
​a dog is man's best friend - ancient companionship
bark worse than bite - mostly it's all just noise

can't teach an old dog new tricks - so don't bother
dog-eared - damaged page in a book
dogged determination - dogs just keep going

dog someone's footsteps - follow them
​don't keep a dog and bark yourself - let someone else do the work
every dog has its day - we'll all have good luck at some point

​gone to the dogs - rundown, ruined
​​I don't have a dog in this fight - not my issue, not my problem
it's a dog's life - when things aren't so good

let sleeping dogs lie - obviously
​tail wagging the dog - things are the wrong way round
you can't teach an old dog new tricks - not so easy to learn when you get old

Dogs love going out for walks.  It is their most exciting part of the day. 

Humans like going out for walks too.

Combining a love of dogs, fresh air and exercise, and getting paid for it, is the reward of being a professional dog-walker.

As well as giving a dog a walk you will be helping people who love their dogs but can't always walk them for reasons of time or infirmity.

When the weather is fine and you and the dogs are having fun, there is not much that can beat walking with dogs.

My dog has no nose.  How does he smell?  Terrible.

That dog bit me.  Did you put anything on it?  No he liked it just as it was.

It's raining cats and dogs outside.  I just stepped in a poodle.

Where you going Joe?
Off to buy a dog
What about the smell?
Oh, the dog won't mind

Dog limps into a bar and sees a large grubby rodent
"You dirty rat, you shot my paw"

Asked the dog-walker to take Rover for a ten mile daily walk.
Didn't see her for a week.
The phone rang.
​"I'm seventy miles from home" she said.

Dog walker about to enter garden, sees a large dog
Asks owner "Is that dog safe?"
"Sure he is" comes the reply
Dog walker enters garden, gets attacked by dog, just manages to escape
"I thought you said that dog was safe"
​"He's safer than you are"

Fido Castro - revolutionary
Cerberus - Greek dog with three heads
​Joe Cocker - Woodstock singer

Dougal - Magic Roundabout
​K9 - robot dog in Doctor Who
Lassie - film star dog who finally came home

​Muttley - Wacky Races
Brad Pittbull - actor
Pluto - Disney dog

John "Jack" Russell - the creator of the dog by the same name
​​Schnorbitz - Bernie Winters
Scooby-Doo - cartoon detective dog

Shep - John Noakes and Blue Peter
Snoop Dogg - rapper
Snoopy - Peanuts comic

​Wagatha Christie - writer

101 Dalmatians - Disney, Cruella de Ville
Best In Show - affectionate mockumentary
Lassie Come Home - Elizabeth Taylor at ten years old in 1943

​Raiders of the Lost Bark - Indiana Jones
See Spot Run - cute kid, humor, rom com fun
​The Incredible Journey - will Bodger make it home

eBite - for doggy bargains
FaceBark - tell dog friends about your day
LickedIn - find a new doggy position

Poogle - search for that missing poo
OnlyDogs - for hot dog fans
Pawterest - galleries of dogs

Ruffit - Reddit for dogs
SnapChat - for dogs who like snapping
Spoochify - soundtrack for dog-walking

​Wagipedia - all you need to know about dogs
YouWoof - dog videos

Hey Bulldog - Beatles
​Hound Dog - Elvis
How Much is that Doggie in the Window - Patti Page
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I Like Big Mutts And I Can Not Lie - Sir Mix-a-lot
Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Noel Coward
​Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men

Companions - a faithful friend
Customs dogs - sniffers
Guard dogs - alert and biters
Guide dogs - helping blind people

​Hunting dogs - catching prey, flushing it out
​Rescue dogs - finding people
Retrievers - retrieving prey
Vermin despatchers - terriers

Some handy words for dog punning.

bark, basket, bite, bone, canine, collar, dog, doggy, fetch, growl, here, hound, lick, mutt, pack, paw, pooch, pup, puppy, tail, training, stay, wag, wait, walk, walkies, woof, zoomie

This page will get better with training, exercise, good diet and lots of play.  

​Time to go walkies.