Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Dragon Boat Racing. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too, they might be a help when trying to choose a good Dragon Boat Name.

Dragon Boat Racing involves teams of up to twenty people who paddle a craft in time to the beat of a drum. The sport originated in China and has gained popularity as people enjoy the social competitive nature of it. Taking part in the sport makes for a fun corporate day out or team building exercise.

​Let's try to find some humor in it.

Paddles up!

all female team - The Dragon Ladies
ancient crew is mostly old-timers
bet which way boat will go - sweepstake

boat sinks - swimmers did the dodgy-paddle
brilliant win - dragonific
excellent steering - oarsome

fast paddlers skim across the water - dragonflies
fruity snack - dragon fruit
​hot paddling - heat stroke

new paddlers get timing drummed into them
nice paddling - paddelicious
​sacked race crew - fired

​stern helmsman has some draconian rules
​young dragon wears water wings

Different strokes for different folks - we like what we like
Stroke of luck - when things work out
​Up the creek without a paddle - no way out

Dragonite - Pokemon character
​Francis Draco - explorer
Puff the Magic Dragon - lived by the sea
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Smaug - larger than your average Hobbit
Uther Pendragon - King of the Britains

Blades of Glory - couple of dragons learn how to skate together
Blazing Paddles - Western boating comedy
Fast and the Fieriest - racing dragon boats at very high speeds
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​How to Train Your Dragon - sit, stay, that kind of thing
​Paddlington Bear - cute bear likes marmalade and dragon boat racing

​​DragonlyFans - subscription pics for fans of cute dragons
eBoat - secondhand boats
Instacrew - take selfies with your new crew mates

​SinkedIn - new career depths for dragon boat crews
Strokeify - music while you paddle
Wingipedia - for all your dragon info

Stroke on the Water - Deep Purple

A handy list of words for punning about dragon boats. 

boat, crew, dragon, drum, fire, helm, oar, pacers, paddle, steer, strokes, sweep, team, timers, water, wings

Thanks for visiting this page.

Hope it was of some use and not too much of a dragon.

Paddle on!