Driving Puns
A page of puns about driving. With jokes, drawings and anything else that adds a humorous twist to the serious business of driving.
From first lessons through to mobility scooters and a selection of different cars in between, driving is a large part of many people's lives.
Self-driving automation promises to come along and take the fun out of it but for now it is mostly man, woman or lunatic behind the steering wheel of an automobile.
From first lessons through to mobility scooters and a selection of different cars in between, driving is a large part of many people's lives.
Self-driving automation promises to come along and take the fun out of it but for now it is mostly man, woman or lunatic behind the steering wheel of an automobile.
A bigger threat than automation may be the oncoming juggernaut of green electric motoring. This threatens the end of fossil fuel foolery and some of the fun for motorists.
After the invention of the wheel came the pun.
Let's step on the gas and see how many PPH - puns per hour - we can reach.
After the invention of the wheel came the pun.
Let's step on the gas and see how many PPH - puns per hour - we can reach.
Puns
count chicks in a hatchback
dentist's satnav directed him into a route canal
drive into a river and dip your headlights
more roadworks - oh bollards
paying for roads takes its toll
rigs are backed up for miles - trucking hell
slippery surface on Skid Row
stopped on the highway in electric car - cops are going to charge me
taxi driver on phone - driven to distraction
that's a petrol vehicle - not dieselly pleased
there's no fuel like an old fossil fuel
tongue-twister - red lorry yellow lorry
wear a dress to go drag racing
dentist's satnav directed him into a route canal
drive into a river and dip your headlights
more roadworks - oh bollards
paying for roads takes its toll
rigs are backed up for miles - trucking hell
slippery surface on Skid Row
stopped on the highway in electric car - cops are going to charge me
taxi driver on phone - driven to distraction
that's a petrol vehicle - not dieselly pleased
there's no fuel like an old fossil fuel
tongue-twister - red lorry yellow lorry
wear a dress to go drag racing
Keep Calm Driving Test Gifts >>
Diversion
Warning - the page ahead is undergoing urgent repairs.
A large hole in the content has been discovered. The road ahead is closed with signs and traffic cones.
Back up a little, find a safe place to turn round and wait for a moment while the satnav resets itself.
OK, rerouted. Proceed with caution.
Sorry for any delays. Have a nice journey.
A large hole in the content has been discovered. The road ahead is closed with signs and traffic cones.
Back up a little, find a safe place to turn round and wait for a moment while the satnav resets itself.
OK, rerouted. Proceed with caution.
Sorry for any delays. Have a nice journey.
Driving Instructor
Being a driving instructor is a job that requires nerves of steel.
This brilliant sketch by Bob Newhart goes someway towards recognizing that.
The Driving Instructor
This brilliant sketch by Bob Newhart goes someway towards recognizing that.
The Driving Instructor
Famous Drivers
Chevy Chase - actor
Petrola Clark - singer
Vin Diesel - actor
Minnie Driver - actress
Harrison Ford - actor
Hugh Laurie - actor
Van Morrison - singer
Petrola Clark - singer
Vin Diesel - actor
Minnie Driver - actress
Harrison Ford - actor
Hugh Laurie - actor
Van Morrison - singer
Drag Racing Dragster Gifts >>
Expressions
Burn rubber - drive in an erratic manner for extra pleasure
Petrolhead - car enthusiast
Step on the gas - go a bit faster
Petrolhead - car enthusiast
Step on the gas - go a bit faster
Films
Baby Driver - sadly disappointing film
Back to the Future - for the DeLorean
Drive - excellent gripping thriller
Easy Rider - sixties road bike film
The Fast and The Furious - fast cars
Speed - don't stop the bus
Back to the Future - for the DeLorean
Drive - excellent gripping thriller
Easy Rider - sixties road bike film
The Fast and The Furious - fast cars
Speed - don't stop the bus
Social Motoring
eParkingBay - used bargains
Driver - hook up with others - swipe left/right without indicating
FuelBook - share gas station anecdotes with friends and family
Geargle - search everything to do with cars
Instagas - pics of amusing petrol prices
OnlyCars - glamor cars with their tops down
Repaireddit - share horror stories of repair shop charging
Stopify - music while you're in a queue
TrickTruck - haulage site
YouLube - videos from sweaty mechanics
Driver - hook up with others - swipe left/right without indicating
FuelBook - share gas station anecdotes with friends and family
Geargle - search everything to do with cars
Instagas - pics of amusing petrol prices
OnlyCars - glamor cars with their tops down
Repaireddit - share horror stories of repair shop charging
Stopify - music while you're in a queue
TrickTruck - haulage site
YouLube - videos from sweaty mechanics
Spark Plug Mechanic Gifts >>
Songs
Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
Car Wash - Rose Royce
Free Love Freeway - Ricky Gervais
Freeway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Life's A Gas - T. Rex
Passenger - Iggy Pop
Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads
Route 66 - Chuck Berry
Car Wash - Rose Royce
Free Love Freeway - Ricky Gervais
Freeway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Life's A Gas - T. Rex
Passenger - Iggy Pop
Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads
Route 66 - Chuck Berry
ULEZ
ULEZ stands for Ultra Low Emissions Zone. The expansion in London is causing controversy.
There is a charge to pay for certain types of vehicles. So if you are rich - pollute away! If you are poor, prepare to get poorer.
The expansion is not going smoothly. People are physically attacking the new cameras sometimes by using angle-grinders to cut down the poles the cameras are mounted on. These modern day Robin Hoods call themselves the Blade Runners.
There is a charge to pay for certain types of vehicles. So if you are rich - pollute away! If you are poor, prepare to get poorer.
The expansion is not going smoothly. People are physically attacking the new cameras sometimes by using angle-grinders to cut down the poles the cameras are mounted on. These modern day Robin Hoods call themselves the Blade Runners.
Words for Making Driving Puns
A list of words relating to driving puns.
automobile, battery, car, diesel, diversion, driver, driver, driving, freeway, fuel, gas, gears, hood, mechanic, motorist, parking, passenger, petrol, road, route, satnav, speed, steering, traffic, truck, trunk
automobile, battery, car, diesel, diversion, driver, driver, driving, freeway, fuel, gas, gears, hood, mechanic, motorist, parking, passenger, petrol, road, route, satnav, speed, steering, traffic, truck, trunk
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Pit Stop
After all that high-octane excitement this page needs to refuel and change the tyres.
As the writing game is slightly slower than motor racing an average stop takes about three months.
Thanks for waiting.
As the writing game is slightly slower than motor racing an average stop takes about three months.
Thanks for waiting.