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Duck Puns

The duck is a multi-talented creature being able to walk, swim, dive and fly.  It is also handy for making a few puns.

If it looks like a duck pun page, talks like a duck pun page and walks like one - it definitely is one.

Here are the puns.

Puns

affectionate greeting - hello ducky
author duck won the No Bill Prize
cheese for posh Royal ducks - quark

doctor duck is a bit of a quack

drake hoping to pull a Xmas quacker
duck feathers get me down

duck has more quack than Hunter Biden
ducks on a train - all change at Paddlington

​fainted when she saw the size of the bill

fast duck - put the paddle to the waddle
lucky duck just wings it
​mad duck has gone quackers

President Duck and the Bill of Rights
ready for a duck ride? - duckle up buttercup
rich duck feathers his nest

​Royal ducks at Duckingham Palace
stomach problems? - take a quaxative
​up duck creek without a paddle

Farting Duck Gifts

Expressions

"Duck!" - shouted warning to get down
get your ​ducks in a row - get organized
​if it looks like a duck - it clearly is

lame duck - something that isn't much use
out for a duck - a zero score in cricket innings
sitting duck - easy target

water off a ducks back - shrug it off

Famous Ducks

Charlie Drake - comedian Drake's Progress
​Sir Francis Drake - Elizabethan explorer
Daffy Duck - Warner Bros

​Donald Duck - Disney character
Duck Dastardly - Wacky Races
​​​Duck Ellington - jazz player

​​Chris Waddle - English footballer

Funny Duck Quacking Gifts >>

Film

Ducks of Hazzard - TV series
Duck Soup - Marx Brothers
The Mighty Ducks - hockey team comedy drama

Social Ducks

DuckDuckGo - search engine with privacy
eBill - cheap ducks
​FaceDuck - catch up with old friends

​OnlyDucks - for duck fans

Nestflix - movies while you sit
Paddleddit - Reddit for ducks

Quacker - swipe left / right for new duck friends
QikQok - pictures of duck celebrities
Waddlepedia - all you need to know

Ducks In A Row Gifts >>

Songs

Disco Duck - Rick Dees
The Ugly Duckling

Words For Duck Punning

Some handy words for making up your own duck puns.

​bill, down, drake, duck, duckling, egg, feather, fly, paddle, quack, swim, waddle, wing

Lame Duck Gifts >>

Ducking Out

I'm going to duck out of this page now.  It started well, drifted a bit and then swam out of view.

​Time to quack on with the rest of the internet.