Welcome to a collection of fat-related witty puns, clever humor, and a whole lot more besides.

Let's put some fat on the bones and try to XL ourselves.  ​Here are the puns.

​carnival at the Lardi Gras
​celebrate with a pint of stout
chubby chaser- blubber lover

exercise songs - plump up the volume
​fat ferry - roll-on / roll-off
​Fat Wars with Obese Wan Kenobi

gained a few pounds? that's flabulous
here comes a fat pun - weight for it
latest tech for the larger crowd? The Cellulite 3000

​measure weight gain with a FatBit lethargy tracker
posh Welsh fatty - lardy da
rock and roll with the Gastric Band

​Royal fatty - His Lardship, or BurgerKing
​sea food diet - see food, eat it
seize the food - carpe diet

​servant looks fat - chunky flunky
​snacktime - jam roly-poly
vegetable that grows bigger indoors? a couch potato

​when two large people fight to a standstill - war of fattrition
​where to live - Obese City (obesity)

big fat lie - a significant falsehood
chewing the fat - having a discussion
fat of the land - living in comfort and abundance

​it ain't over till the fat lady sings - then it's over
person of calorie - the polite way to describe a fatty
praise the lard - and pass the chips

​spare tire - extra fat around the waist
​who ate all the pies - football chant

Fatty Arbuckle - actor
Incredible Bulk - comic book hero
Snacky Chan - actor

​Chubby Checker - The Twist
​Fats Domino - pianist
Bulk Hogan - wrestler

​​Oliver Lardy - comedy actor with Stan Laurel
​Jelly Roll Morton - pianist
Chunk Norris - actor and martial artist

Fatboy Slim - Praise Him
Jack Sprat - and Mrs. Sprat
​Fatima Whitbread - javelin thrower

​Lard of the Rings - Frodo puts on a few pounds
​Life of Pie - yum
Not So Hungry Games - with Fatniss

beer belly - a large stomach often associated with excessive beer consumption
big-boned - euphemism for being large
chunky monkey - affectionate term for a large person

love handles - excess fat around the sides of the waist
muffin top - the fat that spills over the waistband
salad dodger - what's the point of salad?
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spare tire - a bulge of fat around the midsection

Whales have a thick layer of blubber to keep them warm in cold waters. A Land Whale is the non-aquatic version.
Hippos are large and heavy, but they can run surprisingly fast.
Walruses use their blubber for insulation in cold arctic waters.
Manatees, often called "sea cows," have thick bodies and slow metabolisms.

For more fat creatures see Darwin and Survival of the Fattest.

Fatmandu
​ManFattan
​New Pork
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OB City
​Podge City

All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor
Big Girls (You Are Beautiful) - MIKA
Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother - Hollies
I Like Big Butts - Sir Mix-a-Lot
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Savoy Truffle - Beatles
Sugar Sugar - Archies
The Muffin Man - Ella Fitzgerald

Some handy words for making your own fat puns.  For a friend perhaps or someone taking up two seats beside you.

blubber, chubby, chubster, chunky, fat, fatso, fatty, flabby, heavy, hefty, lardy, large, obese, overweight, paunchy, plump, podgy, porky, portly, pudgy, rotund, stout, thick, tubby, weight

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