From the noble art of fencing to the equally noble art of the pun - here is a page dedicated to swordsmanship, penmanship and punmanship.

A collection of fun Fencing puns, jokes and anything humorous to do with the sport of fencing.

Place your sword to one side and scroll gently through this page of fencing related humor.

En garde!

all for one - buy one get one free
drat, foiled again
feint heart never won fair lady

fell for French lady fencer but it was a foily a deux
fencing driving lesson - duel controls
fencer felt the thrust of an argument

fencing mobile has a dueling tone
flashing swordplay made me feel épéeleptic
fortunately, it was only a fleche wound​

he parried with a cutting riposte
let's ​lunge, and expunge
let's parry like it's 1999

on the piste again
part-time fencer, part-time sword-swallower
saw his sword and feinted

stopped drinking and fencing, trying to get sabre​
supposed to be no swearing but he sword
the first cut is the deepest

these fencing puns should be right up your allez
we dueled and ate with shish kebabs​
​we fenced with cocktail sticks - felt like pricks

​you're up next - bout time

The pen is mightier than the sword - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
​Lunge is for wimps - Gordon Gekko
Touché or not touché - Shakespeare

​Blade - Wesley Snipes gets his sword out
Duel - early Spielberg chase movie
Holy Grail - Monty Python

Lord of the Rings - lots of old-fashioned swash being buckled
​Star Wars - Jedi feel the force with lightsabers!
​The Mark of Zorro (1920) - silent movie Douglas Fairbanks

​The ​Three Musketeers (1935) - maximum swashbuckling

Sabre-toothed tiger
​Swordfish

Aragorn - Lord of the Rings hero
​Parry Mason - crime detective
​Robin Hood - not just archery, Robin of Loxley was a swordsman too​

eBlade - secondhand swords
FaceBout - tell family about your exploits
LungedIn - find a new career in fencing

Netfleche - all the fencing movies that you need
​OnlyFoils - the best looking foils
Pisterest - collections of fencing pics

​Riposteit - Reddit but with wit
Swordify - music while you fence

By The Sword - Slash
Dueling Banjos - Deliverance
Stab You In The Heart - Green Day

​The First Cut Is The Deepest - Cat Stevens
​The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword - Van Morrison
The Sword of Damocles - Rocky Horror
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​Year of the Knife - Tears For Fears

Some handy words for making puns about fencing.

blade, bout, cut, duel, en garde, épée, feint, fencing, fleche, foil, lunge, parry, piste, riposte, sabre, stab, sword, swordplay, thrust

That's it for my fencing puns.

Had a good stab at it.

Time to dress our wounds and return to the internet.  Lots more stuff on this site, just saying.