Funny Flu Puns!
A collection of flu puns and wordplay that sounds like flu in a comedic sense.
Contains a pundemic of flu-related humor.
Here are the puns.
Contains a pundemic of flu-related humor.
Here are the puns.
Puns
Bruce Lee gets infected - Kung Flu
buy cold remedies from media influenzers
can't shake it off, I've become a frequent fluer
chicken keeps sneezing - must be bird flu
Embassy staff won't get it - diplomatic immunity
fake flu - it's atishoo of lies
flu party - it's a right sneeze up
flunami - a lot of flu around
German quarantine center - Colditz
gone into a viral spiral
got it twice - felt like deja flu
he's so slow he couldn't catch a cold
I opened the window and in-flu-enza
immune to the charms of flu, give it the cold shoulder
love seeds when they germinate, flu not so much
buy cold remedies from media influenzers
can't shake it off, I've become a frequent fluer
chicken keeps sneezing - must be bird flu
Embassy staff won't get it - diplomatic immunity
fake flu - it's atishoo of lies
flu party - it's a right sneeze up
flunami - a lot of flu around
German quarantine center - Colditz
gone into a viral spiral
got it twice - felt like deja flu
he's so slow he couldn't catch a cold
I opened the window and in-flu-enza
immune to the charms of flu, give it the cold shoulder
love seeds when they germinate, flu not so much
Mask Up Sheep Gifts >>
my head's pounding like nuclear flusion
New Year - the year of the monkey pox
rang swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling
Russia v America - Cold War
signs of recovery are like mucus to my ears
suing over fever - germ lawfare
that flu is really bugging me
try arguing with it - you filthy swine flu
use ancient Chinese remedy to bat it away
whatever - snot my problem
when I said I wanted to go viral I didn't mean...
woman tried to give it to me - I was immune to her charms
New Year - the year of the monkey pox
rang swine flu hotline - all I got was crackling
Russia v America - Cold War
signs of recovery are like mucus to my ears
suing over fever - germ lawfare
that flu is really bugging me
try arguing with it - you filthy swine flu
use ancient Chinese remedy to bat it away
whatever - snot my problem
when I said I wanted to go viral I didn't mean...
woman tried to give it to me - I was immune to her charms
Expressions
Coughs and sneezes spread diseases - health slogan
It's not the cough that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in
When China sneezes the world catches a cold
It's not the cough that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in
When China sneezes the world catches a cold
Films
Contagion - outbreak movie that is surprisingly gripping
Mask - Jim Carrey wears one with varying results
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Jack Nicholson visits the hospital
Saturday Night Fever - includes Stayin' Alive and Night Fever songs
Mask - Jim Carrey wears one with varying results
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Jack Nicholson visits the hospital
Saturday Night Fever - includes Stayin' Alive and Night Fever songs
Flu Jab Sheep Gifts >>
Internet Flu
Go viral on the web.
FluBook - see how friends and family are doing
FluTube - occupy yourself with videos
Floogle - look up remedies
InstaFlu - flu selfies from influenzers
OnlyFlu - see my special flu pics
SneezeChat - always time for a funny flu pic
FluBook - see how friends and family are doing
FluTube - occupy yourself with videos
Floogle - look up remedies
InstaFlu - flu selfies from influenzers
OnlyFlu - see my special flu pics
SneezeChat - always time for a funny flu pic
Jokes
Doctor: We are going to start feeding you pizza
Patient: Will it cure me?
Doctor: No, but it's the only thing we can slide under the door
Doctor: Haven't seen you for a while
Patient: No, I've been ill.
Nurse: It's only a little prick
Patient: How did you know?
Patient: Will it cure me?
Doctor: No, but it's the only thing we can slide under the door
Doctor: Haven't seen you for a while
Patient: No, I've been ill.
Nurse: It's only a little prick
Patient: How did you know?
Names
Bug's Bunny - animated wabbit
Coldplay - band
Conflucius - Chinese thinker
Germaine Greer - one of the great feminists
Dr. Flu Manchu - comic book character
Jabberwocky - full of nonsense
Sid Snot - Kenny Everett character
Smiley Virus - singer
Sneezy - one of the Snow White helpers
Coldplay - band
Conflucius - Chinese thinker
Germaine Greer - one of the great feminists
Dr. Flu Manchu - comic book character
Jabberwocky - full of nonsense
Sid Snot - Kenny Everett character
Smiley Virus - singer
Sneezy - one of the Snow White helpers
Mask Up Buttercup Gifts >>
Songs
Lost in Mucus - Sister Sledge
Ring a ring o'roses - a-tishoo, a-tishoo, we all fall down
The Ugly Bug Ball - Burl Ives
Cold Turkey - Lennon
Ring a ring o'roses - a-tishoo, a-tishoo, we all fall down
The Ugly Bug Ball - Burl Ives
Cold Turkey - Lennon
Words for Flu Punning
Some handy words for making your own puns about flu and colds.
atishoo, bug, cold, cough, fever, flu, germ, immune, immunity, influenza, lockdown, mask, mucus, quarantine, sneeze, snot, viral, virus
atishoo, bug, cold, cough, fever, flu, germ, immune, immunity, influenza, lockdown, mask, mucus, quarantine, sneeze, snot, viral, virus
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