Funny Flying Airplane Puns!
A page containing puns about flying and other humorous content for air travelers.
It's time to take off with this page dedicated to human flight and flying.
From the earliest winged efforts through to powered aircraft the idea of being up there with the birds has captivated our imagination.
Opening up the world to global travel, commerce, education, pollution and exploitation - the airplane deserves a pun page all of its own.
Now it has one. Strap yourself in. Let's pun.
It's time to take off with this page dedicated to human flight and flying.
From the earliest winged efforts through to powered aircraft the idea of being up there with the birds has captivated our imagination.
Opening up the world to global travel, commerce, education, pollution and exploitation - the airplane deserves a pun page all of its own.
Now it has one. Strap yourself in. Let's pun.
Microlight Gifts >>
Puns about Flying
cabin crew fitness - airobics and pilotes
checked in by psychologist - too much emotional baggage
check out the air hostess - she's on my radar
collapsed in the airport - looks terminal
disaster flight looming - air today, gone tomorrow
drunk traveler is flying high
economy air travel - catapult
flight attendant lost it - off their trolley
fly underwater with a pilot whale
flying - it's for the birds
flying too high was a soar point
how to deal with striking pilots - you're grounded
insects not welcome in no-fly zones
jet engines - it's not rocket science
legal getout - loop-the-loop hole
mouse pilot - this is your Captain squeaking
no nonsense aircraft - plane speaking
opened the window and influenza
rapid printing with an inkjet
sacked the pilot - had the wrong altitude
secondhand parachutes - no strings attached
troublesome passenger - fight or flight
checked in by psychologist - too much emotional baggage
check out the air hostess - she's on my radar
collapsed in the airport - looks terminal
disaster flight looming - air today, gone tomorrow
drunk traveler is flying high
economy air travel - catapult
flight attendant lost it - off their trolley
fly underwater with a pilot whale
flying - it's for the birds
flying too high was a soar point
how to deal with striking pilots - you're grounded
insects not welcome in no-fly zones
jet engines - it's not rocket science
legal getout - loop-the-loop hole
mouse pilot - this is your Captain squeaking
no nonsense aircraft - plane speaking
opened the window and influenza
rapid printing with an inkjet
sacked the pilot - had the wrong altitude
secondhand parachutes - no strings attached
troublesome passenger - fight or flight
Please Enjoy This Flight
Early booking is advisable. On some days you may wait for several hours while your biometric and body cavity details are checked before gaining access to this page.
To get the full flying experience while reading sit very close to your screen with a large box pressed against your knees. On one side place a sweaty fat man and the other a screaming sickly child. Ask a friend to interrupt after a few minutes, punch you in the face and throw you off the internet.
Extinguish cigarettes, place babies in the overhead lockers and say a silent prayer as we prepare for take-off.
Tip: If you must pray - don't mutter and stay clear of the phrase "Allahu Akbar".
Fasten your seatbelts.
To get the full flying experience while reading sit very close to your screen with a large box pressed against your knees. On one side place a sweaty fat man and the other a screaming sickly child. Ask a friend to interrupt after a few minutes, punch you in the face and throw you off the internet.
Extinguish cigarettes, place babies in the overhead lockers and say a silent prayer as we prepare for take-off.
Tip: If you must pray - don't mutter and stay clear of the phrase "Allahu Akbar".
Fasten your seatbelts.
Funny Skydiving Gifts >>
Expressions
Chemtrails - some people think aircraft emissions have a nefarious purpose
Flying blind - feeling your way, making it up as you go along
Flying solo - single
Flying under the radar - avoiding attention
Jet stream - fast moving narrow air currents in the atmosphere
Mile high club - adult fun at 30,000 feet
Trolley dolly - female flight attendant
When pigs fly - ain't going to happen
Flying blind - feeling your way, making it up as you go along
Flying solo - single
Flying under the radar - avoiding attention
Jet stream - fast moving narrow air currents in the atmosphere
Mile high club - adult fun at 30,000 feet
Trolley dolly - female flight attendant
When pigs fly - ain't going to happen
Air Passenger Safety Warning
Here is some important safety information for use while travelling aboard this page
The main exit points are located at the back arrow or the small "x" if you have one in the top of your screen.
Laptop and PC users can ctrl/alt/del in an emergency while mobile phones can be thrown to land a safe distance away.
In most cases removing all power sources will provide emergency relief.
The main exit points are located at the back arrow or the small "x" if you have one in the top of your screen.
Laptop and PC users can ctrl/alt/del in an emergency while mobile phones can be thrown to land a safe distance away.
In most cases removing all power sources will provide emergency relief.
Plane Spotting Gifts >>
Films About Flying
Airplane! - comedy spoof
Flightplan - Jodie Foster thriller
Non-Stop - Liam Neeson thriller
The Fly - horror
Radars of the Lost Ark - Indiana Jones
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines - comedy
Top Gun - a classic of its kind
Flightplan - Jodie Foster thriller
Non-Stop - Liam Neeson thriller
The Fly - horror
Radars of the Lost Ark - Indiana Jones
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines - comedy
Top Gun - a classic of its kind
Flying People
Icarus - Greek guy with wings
Joan Jett - singer
Marty McFly - Back to the Future
Pegasus - flying horse from the Greek My Mythological Pony collection
Pontius Pilot - early Roman airman
Superman - flying comic book hero
Joan Jett - singer
Marty McFly - Back to the Future
Pegasus - flying horse from the Greek My Mythological Pony collection
Pontius Pilot - early Roman airman
Superman - flying comic book hero
Icarus Gifts >>
Flying and Carbon Credits
Carbon emissions threaten the world. The emissions of the revolting poor are disgusting and need to be stopped by legislation and cost.
The best way to combat the climate change menace is to organize COP conferences. We need fifty thousand rich entitled people travelling by private and commercial airplanes across the globe.
Plus a few colorful indigenous people for appearances sake.
Then we can tell poor people who are not at the conference to cut down on their emissions.
With the implementation of digital ids and currency we will allocate carbon credits and monitor usage for all. Extra credits will be available at a cost you can't afford.
Air travel will become exclusive again. Hooray!
The best way to combat the climate change menace is to organize COP conferences. We need fifty thousand rich entitled people travelling by private and commercial airplanes across the globe.
Plus a few colorful indigenous people for appearances sake.
Then we can tell poor people who are not at the conference to cut down on their emissions.
With the implementation of digital ids and currency we will allocate carbon credits and monitor usage for all. Extra credits will be available at a cost you can't afford.
Air travel will become exclusive again. Hooray!
Social Flyers
eBaggage - buy secondhand clothes when luggage disappears
FlightBook - tell friends and family why you got delayed
LinkedSpin - time for a career change
OnlyJets - for fans of planes
Planeterest - collections of aircraft pics
Radarit - follow famous people's planes on Reddit
Strapify - secure seatbelt and enjoy some music
YouTurbulence - funny videos of scared passengers
FlightBook - tell friends and family why you got delayed
LinkedSpin - time for a career change
OnlyJets - for fans of planes
Planeterest - collections of aircraft pics
Radarit - follow famous people's planes on Reddit
Strapify - secure seatbelt and enjoy some music
YouTurbulence - funny videos of scared passengers
Songs about Flying
Coming Into Los Angeles - Arlo Guthrie
Fly Me to the Moon - Sinatra
Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters
Leaving on a Jet Plane - John Denver
Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
Radar Love - Golden Earring
Walking in the Air - Aled Jones
Fly Me to the Moon - Sinatra
Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters
Leaving on a Jet Plane - John Denver
Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
Radar Love - Golden Earring
Walking in the Air - Aled Jones
Words for Making Flying Puns
Handy words for creating puns about flying.
air, airport, altitude, baggage, boarding, business, captain, check-in, cockpit, customs, economy, glide, first class, flight, fly, flyer, jet, land, landing, luggage, passenger, passport, pilot, plane, propeller, radar, runway, soar, takeoff, taxi, terminal, turbulence, wings
air, airport, altitude, baggage, boarding, business, captain, check-in, cockpit, customs, economy, glide, first class, flight, fly, flyer, jet, land, landing, luggage, passenger, passport, pilot, plane, propeller, radar, runway, soar, takeoff, taxi, terminal, turbulence, wings
Pegasus Gifts >>
A Soft Landing
Phew. We touched down.
This page has been a bumpy ride with a variable amount of in flight entertainment. Hopefully no one lost their lunch during it.
The captain apologizes, explains the company cannot be held responsible and wishes you a safe journey.
Your baggage may be delivered elsewhere, sometime.
This page has been a bumpy ride with a variable amount of in flight entertainment. Hopefully no one lost their lunch during it.
The captain apologizes, explains the company cannot be held responsible and wishes you a safe journey.
Your baggage may be delivered elsewhere, sometime.