Frog Puns!

A page of frog puns and silly wordplay for adult frogs and young tadpoles alike.

Puns

bad frog laid the spawn of the devil
​come on lazy frog - hop to it
dancing frogs at the High School Hop

​ex frog sadly croaked
Jurassic frog - hoposaurus
military tadpoles - frogmen

musical frog played the froghorn
positive frogs are always hopful
​sporty frog goes tadpole vaulting

​​​well-behaved frog toad the line
Funny Frog Ribbit graphic shows a large frog sitting on a lily leaf saying

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Jokes

What do you call a forgetful frog?  I frogot

Frog: I'm an amphibian
Me: What part of Amphibia do you come from?

Internet

FrogBook - keep up with friends and family
Froggypedia - all pond knowledge is here
​Hopify - music for happy frogs

​Pondterest - frog pics
Ribbit - Reddit for frogs
​SinkedIn - career moves for froglets

Names for a Pet Frog

fred, freda, freddy, froggy, frogster and kermit

Songs

Crazy Frog - Axel F
Don't Worry Be Hoppy - Bobby McFerrin
Frog on the Tyne - Lindisfarne
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Hey BullFrog - Beatles
Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog - Three Dog Night
Who Let the Frogs Out - Baha Men
Frog Life design features a tough looking frog wearing a baseball cap, shades and an earring, with a teeth baring grin. On the lily leaf are the words

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Words for Making Frog Puns

amphibian, croak, frog, froglet, hop, pond, ribbit, spawn, tadpole, toad

Leaving The Pond

Like frogs after the mating season it is time to leave the pond.  Venture back to the wide world and find a shady stone to camp under.

​See you next year!