Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Geese. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Put your goggles on and giggle around a gaggle of goose related humor.

​Here are the puns.

amorous geese get up to honky-ponky
birthday surprise - goose bumps!
furry goose - mongoose

​goose fake news - propagander
goose with a bolt through its neck - Honkenstein
happy goose was geesily pleased

laugh and throw up - gaggle
lizard goose - salagander
omg - oh my goose

old goose - geezer
road rage goose - always honking
sneezing goose uses a honkerchief

spooked goose gets goosebumps
​surprised - got goosed
three geese - a goose, a gander and a gooseberry

cooked his goose - failed
​gaggle of geese - collective noun for a group of geese
gone goose - finished, kaput, done
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​take a gander - have a look at something
​wild goose chase - a hopeless search

'Goose' in Top Gun
Ryan Gosling - Ken in Barbie.  Oh Ryan
​The Goose That Laid The Golden Eggs - it's a goose, it lays golden eggs

​Honk Williams - singer-songwriter
Mahatma Gander - Indian goose

Fly Away Home - teaching migration to Canada geese using a microlight
Wild Geese - old war film

Goosey Goosey Gander - wither shall I wander
Old Mother Goose - when she wanted to wander

Amazhonk - select your goose products
Gander - find a mate
Goosle - search for everything geese

Honkify - music while you watch geese
Instagoose - for great goose pics
Wikigeesia - all you need to know

Flight of the Wild Geese - Joan Armatrading
Honky Tonk Women - Rolling Stones
Mother Goose - Jethro Tull
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The Urge for Going - Joni Mitchell

A handy set of words for making goose puns.

gaggle, gander, geese, goose, gosling, honk, skein, wedge

Don't worry, we're not doomed.  It's just the end of the page.  Lots more content on this site, just not related to geese.

​Or goose.