Guitar Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about playing Guitar.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Playing guitar will feedback endless pleasure. Don't be tempted to jack it in, unless it's an electric one.
Don't fret about it either. With hard work and a little pluck, you and your guitar will soon be in tune.
Strap on and plug in. Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Playing guitar will feedback endless pleasure. Don't be tempted to jack it in, unless it's an electric one.
Don't fret about it either. With hard work and a little pluck, you and your guitar will soon be in tune.
Strap on and plug in. Here are the puns.
Rock Chick Gifts >>
Puns
bargain guitars - no strings attached
breaking rocks - use a pick axe
carpentry artist - nice fretwork
cheeky guitar has a lot of neck
easy guitar - strumpet
fat guitarist - riffopotamus
guitar group - freternity
guitar wants attention - pick me, pick me!
nervous guitarist - highly strung
no worries - fretless
single player - no pickups
sympathetic guitar - struck a chord
sweet sounds - necktar
transport guitars - pickup truck
turkey guitar - only plucked once
breaking rocks - use a pick axe
carpentry artist - nice fretwork
cheeky guitar has a lot of neck
easy guitar - strumpet
fat guitarist - riffopotamus
guitar group - freternity
guitar wants attention - pick me, pick me!
nervous guitarist - highly strung
no worries - fretless
single player - no pickups
sympathetic guitar - struck a chord
sweet sounds - necktar
transport guitars - pickup truck
turkey guitar - only plucked once
Expressions
axe to grind - feel strongly about something
Guitarist Gifts >>
Famous Guitarists
Nostrumdamus - didn't see that coming
Hans Solo - Star Wars lead guitar
Riff Man Tinkle - incontinent guitar player
Hans Solo - Star Wars lead guitar
Riff Man Tinkle - incontinent guitar player
Films and Media
Johnny Guitar - western
Guitar Hero - fun game with plastic guitars
Guitar Hero - fun game with plastic guitars
Internet Guitars
eBand - bargain equipment
JackItIn - find a new career in music
Neckflix - movies while you take a break
OnlyAxes - beautiful guitar pics for fans
Shreddit - Reddit for guitarists
Strumify - music to play along to
Wikipickia - all the guitar info you need
YouPluck - share your guitar videos
JackItIn - find a new career in music
Neckflix - movies while you take a break
OnlyAxes - beautiful guitar pics for fans
Shreddit - Reddit for guitarists
Strumify - music to play along to
Wikipickia - all the guitar info you need
YouPluck - share your guitar videos
Heavy Metal Skull Guitars Gifts >>
Songs about Guitars
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel
Hammer to Fall - Queen
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - George Harrison
Hammer to Fall - Queen
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - George Harrison
Words for Making Guitar Puns
A handy list of words for punning about the guitar.
acoustic, amplifier, axe, bend, bridge, chord, electric, fret, guitar, hammer, jack, neck, pickup, pick, plectrum, pluck, pull, riff, shred, solo, strap, strings, strum
acoustic, amplifier, axe, bend, bridge, chord, electric, fret, guitar, hammer, jack, neck, pickup, pick, plectrum, pluck, pull, riff, shred, solo, strap, strings, strum
Unplugged
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Was fun while it lasted.
This page was way too loud. Time to turn it down and maybe get something to eat.
Was fun while it lasted.