Hedgehog Puns

Hedgehogs are cool lovable creatures, if a little on the prickly side.

But are they funny? This page looks for the humor in hedgehog wordplay.

Here are the puns.

Puns

affectionate hedgehogs give hedge hugs
ancient hedgehog monument - Stonehedge
bad driver - roadhog

cautiously hedging their words
daredevil - living life on the hedge
fat hedgehog - a hodgepodge

favorite fruit - prickly pear
give up eating worms to become a hedgetarian
hedgehog magic school - Hogwarts

hedgehogs greatest fear - Velcro
hedgehog greens - hedgetables
hedgehog plant - cactus

hogs invest in hedge funds
makes a promise - hedge pledge
Scottish hedgehogs celebrate Hogmanay

Spike was acquitted - not quillty
two hedgehogs arguing - hedgerow

Hedgehogs design features five hedgehogs in various colors and sizes. For hedgehog fans!

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Joke

Why can't hedgehogs share the hedge?

Expressions

dragged through a hedge backwards - disheveled appearance
hedge your bets - spread the risk
hog the limelight - take all the attention

Famous Hedgehogs

Boss Hogg - Dukes of Hazzard
Sonic the Hedgehog - gaming superstar
Spiny Norman - Monty Python

Film and TV

The Hedge of Tomorrow - Tom Cruise

Internet Hedgehogs

FaceBoar - keep up with fellow hogs
Hogletflix - keep the hoglets amused
Hogify - music to hibernate to

InstaHog - for hedgehog influencers
OnlyHogs - glamor pics for hedgehog fans
Spinypedia - all the hedgehog info you need

Hedgehog design for fans and slow moving followers of these delightful nocturnal creatures. The hedgehog is a much-loved and cherished garden visitor - eating slugs and snails in a natural pest-removing way. A symbol of nature and ecology - and cuteness too

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Names for Pet Hedgehogs

Here are some fun names for a hedgehog.

Grunty, HedgeMeister, Hedgeward, Hedgy, Hoggy, Hogster, Oggy, Prickles, Snouty, Snuffles, Spike, Spiky, Spiny, Tank, Velcro

Songs

Livin' On The Hedge - Aerosmith
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin, "bustle in your hedgerow"

Words for Hedgehog Punning

A few words for making puns about hedgehogs.

boar, cactus, hedge, hedgehog, hibernate, hog, hoglet, prickles, prickly, quill, sow, spike, spines

I Love Hedgehogs design shows a hedgehog stood in front of an I Love symbol. A fun graphic for hedgehog fans, friends and rescuers.

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Back Under The Leaves

Daylight approaches so it is time to find a safe place to burrow under until evening comes. But non-hedgehogs can continue browsing this site. Lots more Pun pages available.

If you enjoyed these puns, there’s an entire alphabet of humor waiting just for you! Dive into the full collection right here – A-Z of Puns