How to Make a Million Dollars From Writing in Only Three Days
And it wasn't even difficult
A cool million dollars. Easy work. You want to know how. I will tease and tell. Like a writing temptress, but one who is mostly disease-free. One who you could take home to meet your mother, if you could afford my rates.
There are other articles saying $500 this and $1,000 that, but why would you bother? This is the sort of money that changes lives.
There are other articles saying $500 this and $1,000 that, but why would you bother? This is the sort of money that changes lives.
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Monday
I started on Monday. It doesn’t matter which day really, you could as easily put Tuesday. Not Sunday, that’s a day of rest.
I had decided to become a million-dollar writer in only three days. I wrote my first article. It was called “How to Make $100.” It made fifty cents.
I upped my game a bit. Next one: “How to Make $213.” Better. More money, you see. It made sixty cents.
Bear with me as I build the tension. Paint a picture for you. I leaned back in my chair and said, “You know what, cat? We’re going to be rich.” The cat licked its ass. It does that when it doesn’t think much of me.
Article 3: “How I Made $216 Instantly.” I increased the amount and added an impactful word. It made seventy-two cents.
I started on Monday. It doesn’t matter which day really, you could as easily put Tuesday. Not Sunday, that’s a day of rest.
I had decided to become a million-dollar writer in only three days. I wrote my first article. It was called “How to Make $100.” It made fifty cents.
I upped my game a bit. Next one: “How to Make $213.” Better. More money, you see. It made sixty cents.
Bear with me as I build the tension. Paint a picture for you. I leaned back in my chair and said, “You know what, cat? We’re going to be rich.” The cat licked its ass. It does that when it doesn’t think much of me.
Article 3: “How I Made $216 Instantly.” I increased the amount and added an impactful word. It made seventy-two cents.
It was an hour since I’d started. My palms were sweating, but I could feel the adrenaline kicking in. It was true what my teacher had told me on my University of Internet Writing Course — cost three dollars, payable in installments. Back then they had been writing about the $100, but I was on a new path.
I had to let the cat out. Only because further down I wrote that I let it in. Continuity, you see. Bloody readers check things like that. “You said the cat was out when you’d just let it in.”
So what did I do next? I INCREASED the amount again. Take a moment to digest this news.
Understand the principle I am sharing. Realize the possibilities. Now calm yourself and breathe — we are going on a bit of a wild ride, as they say in the adult shop near me.
The cat meowed at the window, so I let it back in. Pulled it in, to be honest. Otherwise, you have to wait while it decides what it wants to do. You’d think, if you are interested in cats, which I am not, that when they are out and they “meow” they want to come in. Not always. You can play that game until you nearly kick it, notice next door watching, withdraw your foot, and give it a biscuit.
“How I Made $300” was soon followed by $400, $500, and a brilliant $617. You see, people out there think an odd number is more real. The experts would say 617.53, but I was not yet at their level.
The $617 one made my first dollar.
I had to let the cat out. Only because further down I wrote that I let it in. Continuity, you see. Bloody readers check things like that. “You said the cat was out when you’d just let it in.”
So what did I do next? I INCREASED the amount again. Take a moment to digest this news.
Understand the principle I am sharing. Realize the possibilities. Now calm yourself and breathe — we are going on a bit of a wild ride, as they say in the adult shop near me.
The cat meowed at the window, so I let it back in. Pulled it in, to be honest. Otherwise, you have to wait while it decides what it wants to do. You’d think, if you are interested in cats, which I am not, that when they are out and they “meow” they want to come in. Not always. You can play that game until you nearly kick it, notice next door watching, withdraw your foot, and give it a biscuit.
“How I Made $300” was soon followed by $400, $500, and a brilliant $617. You see, people out there think an odd number is more real. The experts would say 617.53, but I was not yet at their level.
The $617 one made my first dollar.
I forgot to mention. Each one of these articles was posted under a different name. Otherwise, I would look like a scammer. You can think of your own names. I like George Washington, Kamala Hairnet, and Donaldo Trump for starters.
By afternoon on the first day, I was flying. We reached well over a thousand dollars in title terms, and $3.12 in total income.
The cat was meowing outside. I ignored it. It might have been inside for all I know. I’ve given up with editing this piece. It’s going to make me 47 cents if I’m lucky. I must be mad.
I spent the evening studying decimal places and how to write larger numbers. Don’t write 10,00 for a thousand, for example. You would seem stupid.
By afternoon on the first day, I was flying. We reached well over a thousand dollars in title terms, and $3.12 in total income.
The cat was meowing outside. I ignored it. It might have been inside for all I know. I’ve given up with editing this piece. It’s going to make me 47 cents if I’m lucky. I must be mad.
I spent the evening studying decimal places and how to write larger numbers. Don’t write 10,00 for a thousand, for example. You would seem stupid.
Tuesday
I let the cat in. It wasn’t very happy.
“How I Made $2,347 in One Minute on My Mum’s Computer” was a successful piece. Earned $1.73, but I also got a ban. I don’t know what I did wrong.
I dropped Mum’s Computer (not literally) and went back to the plan. Pretty soon we were into tens of thousands. Not easy to write with a cat scratching at your sensitive parts.
On and on it went as I worked through the pain. Eventually, I gave the cat a biscuit and it stopped clawing at me.
My total income was about $5 for two days’ work. Brilliant! I was overjoyed with this. It was more than I usually made turning tricks for sailors in the local tavern.
I let the cat in. It wasn’t very happy.
“How I Made $2,347 in One Minute on My Mum’s Computer” was a successful piece. Earned $1.73, but I also got a ban. I don’t know what I did wrong.
I dropped Mum’s Computer (not literally) and went back to the plan. Pretty soon we were into tens of thousands. Not easy to write with a cat scratching at your sensitive parts.
On and on it went as I worked through the pain. Eventually, I gave the cat a biscuit and it stopped clawing at me.
My total income was about $5 for two days’ work. Brilliant! I was overjoyed with this. It was more than I usually made turning tricks for sailors in the local tavern.
Wednesday
This is where it happened for me. The last article I ever wrote, in fact.
“How I Made $532.84 in a Month of Writing.” That is the one. Somehow that combination of numbers and letters did something to the algorithm. I was top of Google and the hits were pouring in.
By evening, I had just over a million dollars in my PayPal account. Can you imagine such a figure? I grabbed the back of the cat’s neck and thrust its face at the screen. “See, cat, see. Look what I achieved.”
After I had bandaged my hand, face, and neck, I settled back to consider my next move. I’ll tell you this for free.
It’s going to be anything other than writing. I’m absolutely sick of it. I’m sick of that cat too.
This is where it happened for me. The last article I ever wrote, in fact.
“How I Made $532.84 in a Month of Writing.” That is the one. Somehow that combination of numbers and letters did something to the algorithm. I was top of Google and the hits were pouring in.
By evening, I had just over a million dollars in my PayPal account. Can you imagine such a figure? I grabbed the back of the cat’s neck and thrust its face at the screen. “See, cat, see. Look what I achieved.”
After I had bandaged my hand, face, and neck, I settled back to consider my next move. I’ll tell you this for free.
It’s going to be anything other than writing. I’m absolutely sick of it. I’m sick of that cat too.