Labour Party Puns
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This is a page of puns and humorous comment about the UK political party called Labour. It is not about worker's labour and the right to strike, or even women's labour and the right to bear children.
It is about the Labour Party of Great Britain.
What a joke they are.
It is about the Labour Party of Great Britain.
What a joke they are.
Liebour Gifts >>
Puns
Best joke - Labour is a socialist party
Dual policing under Two Tier Keir
Higher tax and less freedom - we're having a helluva party
Keir's dog - XL Bully Pulpit
Labour pigeon won't fly - no left wing
Labour wins! - Starmergeddon
New MPs - Starm troopers
Socialist car - no right turns
Tax on decency - won't affect politicians
Dual policing under Two Tier Keir
Higher tax and less freedom - we're having a helluva party
Keir's dog - XL Bully Pulpit
Labour pigeon won't fly - no left wing
Labour wins! - Starmergeddon
New MPs - Starm troopers
Socialist car - no right turns
Tax on decency - won't affect politicians
Internet Sites
FakeBook - for champagne socialists
InstaGrab - grab your money, just like that
LeftIn - career networking for ex-politicians
NetZeroFlix - uplifting films about windmills
OnlyLabour - Keir gets his kit off
Shotify - music to go to war with
Sinterest - post pics of your crimes
Wickedpedia - when morality meets political expediency
YouLie - video messaging
InstaGrab - grab your money, just like that
LeftIn - career networking for ex-politicians
NetZeroFlix - uplifting films about windmills
OnlyLabour - Keir gets his kit off
Shotify - music to go to war with
Sinterest - post pics of your crimes
Wickedpedia - when morality meets political expediency
YouLie - video messaging
Old Jokes
How many Labour MPs represent their constituents? About 5% of them.
What do you call a politician with an IQ of 50? Prime Minister.
What do you call a politician with an IQ of 50? Prime Minister.
Songs
Words for making Labour puns
Labour, left, party, politics, socialist, Starmer, tax, workers
Promises Made, Promises Broken
That's the end of this page for now.
Hopefully Labour will do some good, or even fun, things soon rather than picking on old, sick, disabled, and poor people. You know... some of that good old fashioned Socialist style stuff.
I won't hold my breath.
Hopefully Labour will do some good, or even fun, things soon rather than picking on old, sick, disabled, and poor people. You know... some of that good old fashioned Socialist style stuff.
I won't hold my breath.