Lawn Mowing Puns
A page of funny, cute and clever puns about lawn mowing. Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Let's get mowing.
Let's get mowing.
Puns
annoyed greenkeeper got very aerated
balding mower man - reseeding hairline
best time to scarify the lawn - Halloween
competition with neighbor's lawn - turf war
divorced lawn - let's not rake all this up again
foolish turf - silly sod
gorilla compost - too mulch monkey business
lawn celebrity keeps all his clippings
lawn informer was a grass
lawn mowing prophet - Mowhammed
long arm of the lawn - lawn enforcement officer
mowing task is hanging over me - it's the Sward of Damocles
sad cutting machine was a forlorn mower
stop mowning and start mowing
use a horse - become a lawn ranger
balding mower man - reseeding hairline
best time to scarify the lawn - Halloween
competition with neighbor's lawn - turf war
divorced lawn - let's not rake all this up again
foolish turf - silly sod
gorilla compost - too mulch monkey business
lawn celebrity keeps all his clippings
lawn informer was a grass
lawn mowing prophet - Mowhammed
long arm of the lawn - lawn enforcement officer
mowing task is hanging over me - it's the Sward of Damocles
sad cutting machine was a forlorn mower
stop mowning and start mowing
use a horse - become a lawn ranger
Lawn Mowing Gifts >>
Entertainment
Edward Scissorhands - handy around the garden
Law n Order - crime series
Mulch Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare
The Lawn Ranger - Johnny Depp plays Tonto
Law n Order - crime series
Mulch Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare
The Lawn Ranger - Johnny Depp plays Tonto
Grass Cuttings for Compost
What to do with old grass cuttings?
You can bag them and let them turn into a stinking rotten mass to be taken to the tip. You can fill up the recycle bin.
Or you can get into composting.
Grass and shrub cuttings, shredded newspaper and cardboard - composting is an art and hobby. Greens and browns - that's the secret.
It is the easiest way to get rid of the grass cuttings and it feels like giving something natural back to nature.
You can bag them and let them turn into a stinking rotten mass to be taken to the tip. You can fill up the recycle bin.
Or you can get into composting.
Grass and shrub cuttings, shredded newspaper and cardboard - composting is an art and hobby. Greens and browns - that's the secret.
It is the easiest way to get rid of the grass cuttings and it feels like giving something natural back to nature.
Composting Gifts >>
Famous Greenkeepers
Patrick Mower - actor
Margaret Thatcher - UK Prime Minister
Margaret Thatcher - UK Prime Minister
Joke
Visitor to an English country house. Says to host "How do you get a lawn like that?"
Host replies "Well, you feed it and weed it, roll it and rake it, mow it and..."
Visitor butts in "I'm going to get one"
Host continues "... and you do that for three hundred years"
Host replies "Well, you feed it and weed it, roll it and rake it, mow it and..."
Visitor butts in "I'm going to get one"
Host continues "... and you do that for three hundred years"
No Mow May
No Mow May is when people take a whole month off from lawn-mowing. This allows the grass and other wild plants to grow tall and produce pollen for hungry bees emerging from their winter sleep.
Ecologically sound AND lazy at the same time - it sounds like a win. On the downside, recovering the lawn may take the rest of the summer.
Ecologically sound AND lazy at the same time - it sounds like a win. On the downside, recovering the lawn may take the rest of the summer.
No Mow May Gifts >>
Social Lawn Mowing
eLay - for cheap lawn equipment
Instagrass - share your lawn tips in pictures
RakedIn - careers for greenkeepers
OnlyLawns - private pics for lawn fans
Soddit - like Reddit but with more emphasis
SeedChat - pics of seeds, with amusing captions
Scarify - music while you mow
WikiTurfia - all you need to know about lawns
Instagrass - share your lawn tips in pictures
RakedIn - careers for greenkeepers
OnlyLawns - private pics for lawn fans
Soddit - like Reddit but with more emphasis
SeedChat - pics of seeds, with amusing captions
Scarify - music while you mow
WikiTurfia - all you need to know about lawns
Songs
One Man Went to Mow - nursery rhyme
The Final Cut - Pink Floyd
The First Cut Is The Deepest - Rod Stewart
The Final Cut - Pink Floyd
The First Cut Is The Deepest - Rod Stewart
Weeding the Lawn
The trouble with a neatly manicured lawns is weeds show up really well.
You can go the rewilding route. Stop cutting the lawn, let the weeds grow and enjoy nature coming back into the garden. In a year or so you may have no lawn at all.
You can use chemical methods of control. Seems the opposite of what gardening is about, nature and all that stuff.
Or you can spot weed every time the damn things appear. Remember the saying "one years seed seven years weed" and use it as motivation for this task.
You can go the rewilding route. Stop cutting the lawn, let the weeds grow and enjoy nature coming back into the garden. In a year or so you may have no lawn at all.
You can use chemical methods of control. Seems the opposite of what gardening is about, nature and all that stuff.
Or you can spot weed every time the damn things appear. Remember the saying "one years seed seven years weed" and use it as motivation for this task.
I Love Lawn Mowing
Words for Making Lawn Mowing Puns
A handy list of words for punning around mowing the lawn.
aeration, clippings, grass, greenkeeper, lawn, lawn mowing, mow, mower, mowing, mulch, rake, reseed, scarify, seed, sod, sward, thatch, turf
aeration, clippings, grass, greenkeeper, lawn, lawn mowing, mow, mower, mowing, mulch, rake, reseed, scarify, seed, sod, sward, thatch, turf
Mowing Over
We finished mowing these puns.
It was a pleasant few moments as the blades whirled around, the sun shone and the birds sang but now it is time to pack the equipment away.
Thanks for helping.
It was a pleasant few moments as the blades whirled around, the sun shone and the birds sang but now it is time to pack the equipment away.
Thanks for helping.
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