Lizard Puns

Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns and wordplay about Lizards.

Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Leopard Gecko Face drawing greets the viewer with a big lizard smile. One of the cutest small reptiles, the Leopard Gecko has a lot going for it.

Leopard Gecko Face Gifts >>

Puns

arrested for having MarIguana
artistic reptile - Art Gecko
chameleon escaped - couldn't see him anywhere

gaming lizards play dungeons and dragons
jokey lizard was a bit of a chameleon
lizard got knighted - became Sir Pent

lizard in-law was an old dragon
schoolroom lizard - class monitor
secret reptile society - lizerati

water borne reptiles go dragon boat racing

Expressions

I skink therefore I shed - philosophy of lizards
lizard people - another way of describing the elites
lounge lizard - bar predator

Cool drawing of a bearded dragon for reptile keepers. Beardies are a great lizard to share your life with.

Bearded Dragon Gifts >>

Famous Lizards

Queen Elizardbeth - one of the lizard people
Thin Lizzy - rock band

Films and Media

The Dukes of Lizard - lizards and a souped up car
The Lizard of Oz - Australian lizard adventure

Jokes

Can a leopard gecko change it's spots?

Songs

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
We Are The Chameleons - Queen

Words for Making Lizard Puns

A handy list of words for punning about lizards.

brumation, chameleon, dragon, gecko, iguana, lizard, monitor, reptile, scales, shed, skink, vivarium

Time to Shed

Time to shed this old page and grow a new one.

See you when it warms up.

More Pun Pages At Your Fingertips!

If you enjoyed these puns, there’s an entire alphabet of humor waiting just for you! Dive into the full collection right here – A-Z of Puns