Lizard Puns

Here is some brief reading for when the vivarium door is shut.

Stretch out on a favourite rock under the lamp and idly scroll through. Laugh till your skin falls off.

Not really. It's perfectly safe for reptilians, especially the non-readers.

So settle down and enjoy. I can see you licking your lips already.

Puns

arrested for having MarIguana

artistic reptile - Art Gecko

chameleon escaped - couldn't see him anywhere

gaming lizards play dungeons and dragons

Gandalf the reptile keeper - he's a lizard wizard

jokey lizard was a bit of a chameleon

lizard got knighted - became Sir Pent

lizard in-law was an old dragon

poker-playing lizard had some skin in the game

schoolroom lizard - class monitor

secret reptile society - lizerati

small reptile in a storm - lizard in a blizzard

water borne reptiles go dragon boat racing

Leopard Gecko Face Gifts >>

I skink therefore I shed - philosophy of lizards
lizard people - another way of describing the elites
lounge lizard - bar predator

Eddie Izzard - comic and politician

Queen Elizardbeth - one of the lizard people

Thin Lizzy - rock band

Bearded Dragon Gifts >>

The Dukes of Lizard - lizards and a souped up car
The Lizard of Oz - Australian lizard adventure

Can a leopard gecko change it's spots?

Karma Chameleon - Culture Club

We Are The Chameleons - Queen

A handy list of words for punning about lizards.

basking, blizzard, brumation, chameleon, dragon, gecko, iguana, lizard, monitor, reptile, scales, shed, skin, skink, vivarium, wizard

It's time to shed this old page and grow a new one.

See you when it warms up.

Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: September 3, 2025.