Mammoth Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns and wordplay about Mammoths.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
In praise of what is basically a large hairy elephant, this page celebrates the life and ultimately sad demise of this magnificent creature.
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
In praise of what is basically a large hairy elephant, this page celebrates the life and ultimately sad demise of this magnificent creature.
Here are the puns.
Puns
disgraceful mammoth - trunk and disorderly
disinterested mammoth - mehmoth
film where mammoth escapes - Free Woolly
good at counting - mammothmatician
male mammoth - pappoth
mammoth types - woolly or won't he
mammoths and climate change? - it's a thaw point
mother mammoth - mummoth
naughty mammoth - tusk, tusk
slow mammoth - mamsloth
stinky mammoth is no more - became exstinky
disinterested mammoth - mehmoth
film where mammoth escapes - Free Woolly
good at counting - mammothmatician
male mammoth - pappoth
mammoth types - woolly or won't he
mammoths and climate change? - it's a thaw point
mother mammoth - mummoth
naughty mammoth - tusk, tusk
slow mammoth - mamsloth
stinky mammoth is no more - became exstinky
Woolly Mammoth Gifts >>
Expressions
mammoth sale now on - yet they never have any mammoths
Films and Media
Ice Age with Manny the Mammoth
Night at the Museum - features a Woolly Mammoth
Night at the Museum - features a Woolly Mammoth
Jokes
Ice Age, Ice Age, Ice Age - my mammoth has no trunk
How does he smell?
Terrible
How do you get four mammoths in a Tesla - two in the front, two in the back
How do you know a mammoth has been in the fridge - by the footprints in the butter
What time is it when a mammoth sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence
How does he smell?
Terrible
How do you get four mammoths in a Tesla - two in the front, two in the back
How do you know a mammoth has been in the fridge - by the footprints in the butter
What time is it when a mammoth sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence
Internet for Mammoths
Icetagram - mammoth influencers
SnowedIn - careers for mammoths
Mammothflix - all the latest movies
TuskBook - keep with up the rest of the herd
Tusker - swipe left and right to date your next mammoth
YouTusk - for your mammoth videos
SnowedIn - careers for mammoths
Mammothflix - all the latest movies
TuskBook - keep with up the rest of the herd
Tusker - swipe left and right to date your next mammoth
YouTusk - for your mammoth videos
I Love Woolly Mammoths Gifts >>
Songs
Five Woolly Mammoths - Howdytoons
Words for Making Mammoth Puns
A handy list of words for punning about mammoths.
extinct, ice age, hairy, tundra, trunk, mammoth, tusk, woolly
extinct, ice age, hairy, tundra, trunk, mammoth, tusk, woolly
Snow's Over Folks
Looks like a thaw is setting in.
It might be time to find somewhere colder. See you in 10,000 years time.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated August 31, 2025.