Math Puns
You can count on these math puns to add up to a fun time. Original puns that are more than the sum of their parts.
Puns
Arithmetic - you win sum, you lose sum
Decimals - what's the point?
Flunking math - my problems are multiplying
Freezing in math class - cold and calculating
Hook up with a math teacher - got my number
Kid made an error - it was a minor infraction
Lesson that follows math class - aftermath
Math murderer charged with multiple homicides
Parrot learns his sums - polymath
Snake failed - he was only an adder
Vampire teacher - Count Dracula
Walter White takes a lesson - crystal math
Decimals - what's the point?
Flunking math - my problems are multiplying
Freezing in math class - cold and calculating
Hook up with a math teacher - got my number
Kid made an error - it was a minor infraction
Lesson that follows math class - aftermath
Math murderer charged with multiple homicides
Parrot learns his sums - polymath
Snake failed - he was only an adder
Vampire teacher - Count Dracula
Walter White takes a lesson - crystal math
2+2=5 Gifts >>
Expressions
Don't count your chickens - why bother?
From hero to zero - when the sums don't add up
Stitch in time saves nine - darn it
From hero to zero - when the sums don't add up
Stitch in time saves nine - darn it
Fun Numbers
0.7734 - on a calculator says Hello if you turn it upside down
123 - get ready, go
3.14 - Pi to two places
321- lift off
666 - Number of the beast
911 - emergency services
123 - get ready, go
3.14 - Pi to two places
321- lift off
666 - Number of the beast
911 - emergency services
Internet Math
Googol - ten to the power of one hundred
Mathtodon - safe social networking
SubtractStack - writing by numbers
X (formally Twitter) - multiply your worries
Mathtodon - safe social networking
SubtractStack - writing by numbers
X (formally Twitter) - multiply your worries
Words for Making Math Puns
add, calculate, count, divide, decimal, equation, fraction, math, multiply, number, percent, subtract, sum