Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Metal Detecting. 

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.

Let's sweep this page, see if anything beeps and dig down a little deeper.

Here are the puns.

borrowed a detector - Hertz rental
buried treasure? - I've hoard of it
cool detector - alloy cat

detecting - a hobby to treasure
​detector fight - don't take that tone with me
detectorist music - heavy metal

elite detectors - alloyminati
​ex-detectorist - digger-mortis
fairground ride - ferrous wheel

female detectorist - coil girl
gave up detecting - became a detector defector
go detecting with regular frequency

met my wife detecting - what a find
​metal detecting - dig it!
new hole - looking into it

finders, keepers - losers, weepers

Buzz Aldrin - long distance detectorist
Bryan Ferrous - Roxy Music
Road Runner - beep, beep
​Sooty and Sweep - detecting team

Total Recoil - Arnie gets a new detector
Treasure Island - great place for detecting

eBeep - bargain detecting equipment
FaceBuzz - keep up with fellow detectorists
Finder - swipe left / right for a partner

Instagrid - influencers share detecting secrets
Sweepify - music while you search
YouTrove - show off your finds

Dig It - Beatles
Ferrous Across The Mersey - Gerry and the Pacemakers
How Deep Is Your Glove - Bee Gees
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Love Hertz - Nazareth
Metal Guru - T Rex

A handy list of words for punning about metal detecting. 

alloy, beep, buzz, coil, depth, detector, detectorist, dig, digger, ferrous, find, frequency, grid, hertz, hoard, hole, metal detecting, scan, search, sweep, tone, treasure, trove

That is the end of this search for metal detecting humor.

​Time to put this page back in the cupboard under the stairs until another time.

Thanks for visiting.