A fun page of puns about Morris Dancing.

​This very English dance is a traditional sight outside public houses during the days of summer.  In return for free ale from the landlord the Morris Men will do their dances.

The Morris Men tend to be seasoned dad dancers with jobs like accountants and bank managers, who dress in odd costumes, wave handkerchiefs and perform Dancing with Bells On.

It is wonderful entertainment once you have had a few pints yourself.

Here are the puns.

accident with stick - right in the squeezebox
dodgy musician on the fiddle
female Morris dancer - belle of the bells

get serious, it's not all hanky-panky
high class Morris dancer - morristocrat
irritating Morris Man - bellend

Italian Morris dancers - bellissimo​
​Jamaican version - Morristafarian
​less is more, Morris less

Morris Man diary  - clogbook
Morris Men vow - no sets before marriage​
small Morris Man - Morris Minor

​short comfort break - have a tinkle

Pull the other one, it's got bells on it - disbelief
​Stick in the mud - unadventurous

Morris Man goes to the doctor.
"What's up?" says doctor.
"I like to have a wee drink to steady myself" says Morris.
"So?" says doc, who is a man of few words.
"Sometimes I get so steady I can't stand up" says Morris.

Fiddler on the Roof - musical
For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) - war film
Morris: A Life With Bells On - spoof documentary

Molly Dancing is a form of Morris dance traditionally performed by out of work ploughboys in midwinter.

Falling into obscurity in the 1930s it has undergone a revival.

​No puns, yet, but a cool pic.

The Fool on the Hill - Beatles
​Jingle Bells
​Laudanum Bunches - traditional tune

Some handy words and terms for making up puns about Morris Dancing.

accordion, bells, clog, fiddle, fool, foreman, hanky, morris, set, stick, squeezebox, squire

Thanks for visiting my Morris Dancing Pun page.

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