A page of mushroom related wordplay.  Already having second thoughts about it but if it doesn't turn out too well, there will always be mushroom for improvement. 

happy mushroom is a fun guy
mushroom management - in the dark and covered in fresh manure
neurospicy mushroom has Asporegers

picking magic mushrooms - helluva field trip
old Russian lady mushroom - mamushka
one of my mushroom followers turned out to be a stalker

pleased with hotel - got a shroom with a view
punk rock mushrooms dancing in a mush pit
saw a headless mushroom - no cap

talkative shroom spores me to death
tried psychedelic variety - brain turned to mush
​two mushrooms got married - meet the bride and shroom

First wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms.
That's sad.
Second wife died from an axe wound.
What happened?
She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

cap, fungi, gill, mushroom, shroom, spore, stem, toadstool

Mushrooms are an amazing species.  Good to eat too, some of them anyway.

​But for punning?  Not my best effort.  Time to stalk off.