Mushroom Puns

A page of mushroom related wordplay. Already having second thoughts about it but if it doesn't turn out too well, there will always be mushroom for improvement. 


If nothing else it might be a gillty pleasure.


Enough stalking. There's spore below.

Puns

frog on a mushroom - turned out it was a toadstool

happy mushroom is a fun guy

mushroom management - in the dark and covered in fresh manure


neurospicy mushroom has Asporegers

picking magic mushrooms - helluva field trip

old Russian lady mushroom - mamushka


one of my mushroom followers turned out to be a stalker

pleased with hotel - got a shroom with a view

punk rock mushrooms dancing in a mush pit


saw a headless mushroom - no cap

talkative shroom spores me to death

tried psychedelic variety - brain turned to mush


​two mushrooms got married - meet the bride and shroom

Magic Mushroom is a drawing of five mushrooms growing between blades of grass. An attractive subtle graphic that shares your love of mushrooms without shouting about it.

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Old Joke

First wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms.
That's sad.
Second wife died from an axe wound.
What happened?
She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

Words for Punning about Mushrooms

cap, fungi, gill, mushroom, shroom, spore, stem, toadstool

Signing Off

Mushrooms are an amazing species. Good to eat too, some of them anyway.


​But for punning? Not my best effort. Time to stalk off.


Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: September 1, 2025.