Welcome to a collection of pea-related witty puns, clever humor, and a whole lot more besides.

Let’s see what we can harvest from the pea pod and enjoy some good, green fun.

a very important pea - VIP
alligators prefer snap peas
cover a bald spot - wear a two pea

​camping with a twist? Try a tea pea
caveman peas - peanderthal
female pea is a bit of a diva - pea Madonna

fight for peas in the French Foreign Legume
financial whizz pea started up a shell company
fit peas do pearobics

French beans who fought the Germans - peas de resistance
how did the pea know? - he heard it through the pea vine
pea leaving said "Ok guys, it's time to split"

old pea was well past his shell-by date
​pea got stuck in his shell - that's pod
shy pea finally came out of his shell

simple - easy peasy
​"Stop pulling my legume"
tough peas - Peaky Blinders

​what do you call a happy pea? - Happea

Don't pea in my ear and tell me it's raining - pull the other one
Easy as shelling peas - easy
Like two peas in a pod - when two things are similar

Mind your peas and cues - behave
​Pea brain - not the brightest pea in the pod
Pea-souper - thick fog

Pod up or shut up - either say it or keep quiet
Want peas with that? - no one ever says that
You can't eat peas with a fork - thanks for the tip

Iggy Pea - punk rock star
​Pea T Barnum - showman
Pea Wee Herman - comedian​

​Peathagoras - philosopher
Pea-thoven – classical composer
​Robert pea Niro - actor

Give Peas A Chance - Beatles
Pea Green Boat – Edward Lear
Peas and Carrots – Traditional children’s song

A useful list of types of peas.

Black eyed peas - fighting peas
Chick peas - lady peas
Dried peas - leave them in the sun too long, this is what happens

Green peas - often green in colour
Mange tout - eat everything
Minted peas - add mint and hey pesto!

Mushy peas - with your fish and chips
Pea soup - possibly the worst soup you can try
Peas in a pod - as alike as...

​Pease pudding - sounds revolting
Petit pois - ah, little peas.
Split peas - they split when dried 

​Suger snap peas - just peas by a different name
Sweet peas - sweet peas are made of this

A handy set of words for your own efforts.

Green, Legume, Peas, Peasants, Pods, Shell, Snap, Split, Sweet, Vine

That is sadly the end of this excellent page of pea puns.

Although the pea is a humble vegetable, some might say insignificant, it has proven itself in terms of punning possibilities.

An example for us all in these times that even the smallest have something to contribute.

​Peas out, man.