Funny Pickleball Puns!

A page of fun puns about Pickleball.

A gentler version of tennis - pickleball is a lower impact game but still with the excitement of sport and competition.  The players use paddles to strike the plastic ball over a tennis style net.  There are no volleys so the ball bounces between shots.

As the game takes up far less room than a traditional tennis court it is also ideal for leisure areas to maximize their use.

​Pickleball is a game that can be played well into advanced years.  ​Ideal for senior pickles.

​Here are the puns.

Puns

crazy player is a dillinquent
eat when you feel picklish
​empty court - net zero

funny pickler is a court jester

half-time snack - dillicious
injured pickler went to hospickle

losing at pickleball - dill with it
lost ball could be a dill-breaker
make time for pickleball - drop everything

​nice drop - fair dinkum
no paddle - skedaddle

old player - dinkasaur

​pickleball just missed my head - it was an ear-lob
pickleball lawyers - see you on court

pickleball player - at your service

play pickleball for money - nickleball
pleased with that - pickled dink
porcupines play prickleball

pretty player is dillectable

religious player - Sunday service
​small players play ickleball

smash shot right in the testpickles

spin it to win it
tangled up in the net - what a pickle


​you'll find me in the kitchen at pickleball parties

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Jokes

What do you call a deaf pickleball player?
Doesn't matter, he can't hear you anyway.

My husband discovered pickleball years ago.  I haven't seen him since.

I think that cop must be a pickleball player
How so?
He said "see you in court"

Expressions

Designated dinker
​Dink responsibly

Don't dink and drive

​Fair dinkum
I dink therefore I am

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Famous Pickleball Players

Dilbert - cartoonist
​Los Lobos - rock band
​Steve Lobs - Apple guru

Film and TV

Blazing Paddles - comedy Western
Killer Dill (1947) - crime comedy, reviews are scathing
The Drop - Tom Hardy

Social Pickleball

DropChat - pics of your best drop shots
Netlob - all your movies
​OnlyDills - for fans of dills

Paddler - swipe left or right for your pickleball hook-ups

Paddleddit - Reddit for grown-ups
PickledIn - a new career in pickleball

Spinify - music while you play
Wikipadlia - everything about pickleball
YouLob - video instruction

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Songs

Lobly Day - Bill Withers
The Pickleball Song - Holderness Family Music
You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties - Jona Lewie

Words For Punning About Pickleball

Some handy words for pickleball puns.

​ace, ball, baseline, court, dill, drop, kitchen, let, lob, net, out, paddle, pickle, pickler, pickleball, pickled, rally, serve, shot, spin, underhand

Game Over

Thanks for dropping in.  It was a lob of fun. 

​Time to paddle on from these puns and play some real pickleball.