The pig is one cool animal, an intelligent creature regarded affectionately by many.

This page of pig puns and related humor is suitable for all ages from piglets to old boars.

Sow come and stick your snouts into a delicious page of rotting cabbage and carrots.

Here are the puns.

artist pig paints pigtures
chick lit for chicks, pig lit for pigs
​end of the year, Scotland, Hogmanay!

executioner pig - boars you to death
good luck charm for pigs - hamulet
ham radio - always crackling

Harley-Davidson - hog
inexpensive - guinea pig
keep funny pigs in a pig pun

legal pork - chop suey
lying pig telling porkies
old boar marries young sow - troughy bride

​pig DJ - ham radio
​pig marriage of convenience - ham wedding
put your spare change in a piggy bank

prickly pig - porkupine
​so many pigs, sow little time
​soothing cream for pigs - oinkment

​sporty pigs in the Olympigs
stories for piglets - pigtails
​​very small pigs - pigmies

a pig's ear - a right mess up
​bring home the bacon - supporting yourself and family
buy a pig in a poke - buying something without seeing or checking it
ham-fisted - clumsy
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lipstick on a pig - it's still a pig
​pearls before swine - they won't appreciate them
pigs in blankets - sausage roll thing
pigs in clover - when things are going really well

​pig-headed - stubborn
​porky pies - lies
​​when pigs fly - ain't going to happen
​whole hog - total commitment

​you don't fatten a pig by weighing it - the limits of data analysis

Francis Bacon - artist
​Hamlet - Prince of Denmark
​Boss Hogg - Dukes of Hazzard

Miss Piggy - Muppets
Peppa Pig - popular children's character
Piggy Pop - punk rock star
Pigthagoras - Greek triangle expert

Piglet - Winnie the Pooh stammering sidekick
Ron 'Pigpen' McKernan - Grateful Dead​
​Ben Swiller - comic actor

Babe - the pig that wanted to be a sheepdog
Bacon Bad - chemistry pig gets into crackling
The Hamityville Horror - haunted pigsty

eBaycon - used bargains
FaceBoar - bore your piggy friends with pics of your pigsty
Hamazon - select your porky products

Instaham - pig influencers
Netpigs - movies for the pigsty
OinkedIn - career paths for pigs

​OnlyPigs - for fans and followers
Pigterest - build your boards
Piggeddit - Reddit, but for pigs

SnapChop - pig pics with captions
Snoutify - music for pigs
Trotter - swipe left and right to meet Mr. Pig delight

Wikipigdia - everything you needed to know about pigs
YouTrough - what's in your video trough today?

Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond
​Pigs of Uranus - Pink Fairies
​Piggies - Beatles White Album
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Red Red Swine - UB40
​This Little Piggy - nursery rhyme
​War Pigs - Black Sabbath

Some handy words for making puns about pigs.

bacon, boar, crackling, chops, ham, hog, litter, oink, pig, piglet, pigsty, pork, snout, sow, swine, trotter, trough, truffle

Don't worry.

​No pigs were harmed on this page.

The sad bit means I am sorry to stop thinking of pig puns for now.

​Will return to this pig pen later to add some more to the piggy bank.