Poker Puns
I'll raise you nine puns. It's all I have. The question you need to ask yourself, apart from "do I feel lucky?", is whether I have an ace up my sleeve.
I could be bluffing. There's only one way to find out.
You could fold and find a page with 200 AI generated unfunny puns, or call. It's your bet.
Puns
ace player is top draw
card game with Jesus - raise the Lord
lady player had a nice pair
lgbt game - no straight's allowed
one-eyed man - king of the blind
poker card company folded
rebellious player runs an ante establishment
stud holding a small pair in his hand
toilet king - royal flush
Poker Player Gifts >>
Expressions
up the ante - increase the stakes
when the chips are down - time to get real
Famous Poker Players
Film and TV
House of Cards - Kevin Spacey keeps his cards close
Joker - Batman's arch-enemy
Suits - Meghan Markle plays strip poker
Social Poker
Bluffington Post - they got nothing
eBlind - secondhand card bargains
FaceBluff - share your world with a straight face
Netflop - film flops by subscription
OnlyPlayers - players earn a bit on the side
Raiseddit - Reddit for high-rollers
Spotify - music while you check the pot
Wikipokia - how to play the game
YouTell - show off your best poker videos
A Pair Of Aces Gifts >>
Songs
The Joker - Steve Miller Band
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
Words for Making Poker Puns
aces, ante, bet, blind, bluff, call, card, cash, chips, deal, dealer, draw, flop, flush, fold, full house, hand, hold, joker, limit, pair, poker, pot, raise, royal flush, straight, stud, suit, tell
That's Me Out
I'm out of ideas, luck and money.
It was a good game but now it's over.
Pick up your winnings and see you next week.
Created by Mark Ewbie. Last Updated: September 4, 2025.