A page of fun puns about the best card game out there - poker.

​Original and humorous with some fun illustrations, this is a part-pun, part-celebration of the game of poker.

For many it is the only card game in town.

Let's pun.

ace player is top draw
​card game with Jesus - raise the Lord
lady player had a nice pair

lgbt game - no straight's allowed
​one-eyed man - king of the blind
poker card company folded

​rebellious player is ante establishment
stud holding a small pair in his hand
​toilet king - royal flush

lay your cards on the table - be open about your intentions
​up the ante - increase the stakes
​when the chips are down - time to get real

Cardi B - sings and plays at the same time

Big Deal - 1980s comedy about a poker player
House of Cards - Kevin Spacey keeps his cards close
​Joker - Batman's arch-enemy
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​Suits - Meghan Markle plays strip poker

eBlind - secondhand card bargains
FaceBluff - share your world with a straight face
Netflop - film flops by subscription

​OnlyPlayers - players earn a bit on the side
Raiseddit - Reddit for high-rollers
Spotify - music while you check the pot

Wikipokia - how to play the game
YouTell - show off your best poker videos

The Joker - Steve Miller Band
​Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

A handy list of words for punning about poker. 

aces, ante, bet, blind, bluff, call, card, cash, chips, deal, dealer, draw, flop, flush, fold, full house, hand, hold, joker, limit, pair, poker, pot, raise, royal flush, straight, stud, suit, tell

I'm out of ideas, luck and money.

It was a good game but it's over now.

​Pick up your winnings and see you next week.