Hello, hello, hello. What's all this then?  Someone making a 'funny' page about the police?

cop car drives by with siren - he'll never sell ice creams at that speed
​difference between a cop car and a porcupine? Porcupine has pricks on the outside
hole found in road - police looking into it

Miranda 2.0 - you have the right to remain silent while I beat the crap out of you
picked up by a cop with a heart - cardiac arrest
sofa stolen - need an armchair detective

​support the police - beat yourself up
what animal has a doofus on it's back? - police horse. You can change the word doofus to something more appropriate

The UK has developed a two tier police system to better serve the rulers of the public.

If your demo or criminal actions have approval from above - the police will guard you against all comers.

If it is not an approved protest the police will kettle you, confine you, and prosecute you.

arrest, cop, detective, filth, fuzz, pigs, officer, police

This page is now under arrest.  It has been wilfully fomenting dissent against our finest and we will not have it.

Do not try to get past the cordon.

Move along now. Nothing to see here. ​