Pottery Puns for the Glazed and Confused
Welcome to a collection of pottery-related witty puns, clever humor, and a whole lot more besides.
Packed with original humor and interesting facts, quotes, and trivia, this page is sure to bring a smile to your face.
Let's potter around and see what we can shape before the wheel stops spinning and the thing needs to be put in the oven.
Here are the puns.
Packed with original humor and interesting facts, quotes, and trivia, this page is sure to bring a smile to your face.
Let's potter around and see what we can shape before the wheel stops spinning and the thing needs to be put in the oven.
Here are the puns.
Puns
bored pot glazed over
breaking pot could affect No Clay Bonus
caught short - use a chamber pot
clay alligator - crockodile
dreamy ceramic - sexpot
dropped pot into a pothole
family of potters - kith and kiln
floating pot sails across the potion
mad potter - clayzy
my pottery friend is a kiln-dred spirit
overweight potter has a pot belly
potter can take poternity leave when baby pot arrives
pregnant potter has a little pot in the oven
rebellion and the Gunpowder Pot
redundant potter - got fired
secret society of ceramic artists - potterati
stop throwing pots - you're kiln me
where pottery lives - Chinatown
win free pots in the National Pottery
breaking pot could affect No Clay Bonus
caught short - use a chamber pot
clay alligator - crockodile
dreamy ceramic - sexpot
dropped pot into a pothole
family of potters - kith and kiln
floating pot sails across the potion
mad potter - clayzy
my pottery friend is a kiln-dred spirit
overweight potter has a pot belly
potter can take poternity leave when baby pot arrives
pregnant potter has a little pot in the oven
rebellion and the Gunpowder Pot
redundant potter - got fired
secret society of ceramic artists - potterati
stop throwing pots - you're kiln me
where pottery lives - Chinatown
win free pots in the National Pottery
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Expressions
bull in a china shop - destructive actions
feet of clay - a weakness in a person
point Percy at the porcelain - take a leak
pot boiler - creativity for making a living
pot calling the kettle black - no right to criticize
pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - superstition
feet of clay - a weakness in a person
point Percy at the porcelain - take a leak
pot boiler - creativity for making a living
pot calling the kettle black - no right to criticize
pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - superstition
Famous Art
The “Venus of Dolní Věstonice” is a famous prehistoric clay figurine.
Pablo Picasso’s ceramics are an iconic fusion of fine art and pottery.
The Terracotta Army is one of the most famous pottery-related art forms in history.
Greek red-figure pottery is renowned for its beauty and craftsmanship.
The “Jomon Pottery” from Japan is among the oldest in the world.
Pablo Picasso’s ceramics are an iconic fusion of fine art and pottery.
The Terracotta Army is one of the most famous pottery-related art forms in history.
Greek red-figure pottery is renowned for its beauty and craftsmanship.
The “Jomon Pottery” from Japan is among the oldest in the world.
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Famous Potters
Beatrix Potter - writer
Brad Pott - actor
Cassius Clay - boxer
Davy Crockett - American folk hero
Ceramic Jagger - singer
Ming the Merciless - fictional potter
Grayson Perry - eccentric ceramic artist
Caractacus Pott - Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Harry Potter - wizard
Iggy Pot - punk potter
Pol Pot - dictator
Brad Pott - actor
Cassius Clay - boxer
Davy Crockett - American folk hero
Ceramic Jagger - singer
Ming the Merciless - fictional potter
Grayson Perry - eccentric ceramic artist
Caractacus Pott - Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Harry Potter - wizard
Iggy Pot - punk potter
Pol Pot - dictator
Films and Media
Ghost - famous pottery scene
Ugetsu - Japanese potter 1953
Ugetsu - Japanese potter 1953
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Fun Facts About Pottery
Pottery is one of the oldest human inventions, dating back to 29,000 BC.
The oldest known pottery was found in China, dating back 20,000 years.
Ancient Egyptians used pottery to store grains and other food supplies.
Pottery shards are a common archaeological find and help date ancient civilizations. Why so much broken pottery, why not bury a whole piece once in a while?
The first pottery wheels were believed to have been invented in Mesopotamia.
The oldest known pottery was found in China, dating back 20,000 years.
Ancient Egyptians used pottery to store grains and other food supplies.
Pottery shards are a common archaeological find and help date ancient civilizations. Why so much broken pottery, why not bury a whole piece once in a while?
The first pottery wheels were believed to have been invented in Mesopotamia.
Internet Pottery
eClay - for secondhand bargain pots
FacePot - catch up with your friends
InstaGlaze - selfie pots
OnlyPots - for adult pots only
PitPot - short and sweet
Potter (now called X) - news about pots
Preddit - links for ceramics
SnapPot - snap and chat
WikiPottia - all you need to know about ceramics
FacePot - catch up with your friends
InstaGlaze - selfie pots
OnlyPots - for adult pots only
PitPot - short and sweet
Potter (now called X) - news about pots
Preddit - links for ceramics
SnapPot - snap and chat
WikiPottia - all you need to know about ceramics
Jokes
Why did the potter break up with the wheel? It was too clingy!
Why don’t potters make good secret agents? They crack under pressure.
Why did the clay refuse to work with the artist? It was too fired up!
How do potters keep calm? They go with the throw.
Why don’t potters make good secret agents? They crack under pressure.
Why did the clay refuse to work with the artist? It was too fired up!
How do potters keep calm? They go with the throw.
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Songs
Amazing Glaze - Judy Collins
Crock Around The Clock - Bill Haley
Melting Pot - Blue Mink
Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers, from the Ghost movie scene
Crock Around The Clock - Bill Haley
Melting Pot - Blue Mink
Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers, from the Ghost movie scene
Trivia
The word “ceramics” comes from the Greek word “keramikos,” meaning pottery.
Ancient Romans used pottery for both practical and decorative purposes.
The famous Blue Willow pottery design was first created in England in the 18th century.
In Japan, broken pottery is often repaired with gold, a practice known as kintsugi.
In some cultures, pottery shards are believed to bring good luck.
Ancient Romans used pottery for both practical and decorative purposes.
The famous Blue Willow pottery design was first created in England in the 18th century.
In Japan, broken pottery is often repaired with gold, a practice known as kintsugi.
In some cultures, pottery shards are believed to bring good luck.
Words For Pottery Puns
Some handy words for making up your own pottery and associated puns
ceramics, china, clay, crocks, fired, glaze, kiln, porcelain, pot, potter, pottery, slip, throw
ceramics, china, clay, crocks, fired, glaze, kiln, porcelain, pot, potter, pottery, slip, throw
Out Of The Oven
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It can be rested on a shelf to cool down while the rest of the internet waits for attention.
With luck it was not too cracked and nothing fell off while it was being read.
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